Males and Females

[unknown]

a pre-date is okay to test the waters, but when you want to ask her out on a date, make sure you are clear that is a date

 

[unknown]

"I was wondering if you'd like to go out on a date blah blah derp derp nothing serious yada yada"

 

[The Emptier]

send her a spoon

 

[unknown]

"I was wondering if you'd like to go out on a date blah blah derp derp nothing serious yada yada"

that'd be awesome if you said it like this too and she agreed

 

[Matt]

 

[damnromulans]

Just yell "Ching chong" a lot

 

[CF87]

I hate to think the concept of "having standards" is a new one to you but I wouldn't be surprised.

Females in Lake Placid fight over who's going to have me. Trust me I am hot shit and have standards. I'm not going to give up and in easily...... I will get everything I want before my life is over.

 

[Pessimism]

How the fuck do you "pre-date" someone?

 

[CF87]

You're just some weird looking asian chick who thinks some guy in the US is going to make your life for you. And when you take a shit in the morning it smells. The difference of you and me is none. So where you get your arrogance from is beyond me, but anyone who's a decent individual would most likely not be able to stand you because you think you're special. Basically what am trying to say is you suck cock. You have to suck cock. So fuck you! I'd destroy you. You don't even want to know what would happen to your cunt ass after I got done with you.

 

[CF87]

Your ass smells like weird food and shit. You're fucking disgusting and repulsive. Your vagina.

 

[Cythraul]

After all these years I still don't get Death Delirium. This guy must be on something constantly.

 

[CF87]

and side note in life. I do not put up with a woman's shit. It's not going to pain me. Because when it really comes down to it I don't fucking need you. I DON'T FUCKING NEED WOMEN. That's the thing. I can fucking live with it. You can't live with the fact that I can live without you if you are into me want me and I need you and want you. And that's your problem to deal with. Because I'll out pain you. And you'll thrive in pain. Yeah... I know it sucks. It'a all just nothing but fucking shitty ass fucking emotions. And a percentage of Joy that does not even register. So fuck it. I don't fucking care. I don't even know what the fuck you want from me and why it has to be the way it is all the fucking time.

 

[CF87]

Fucking bullshit. A lot of times do not even know why come on this board. It sets me fucking off.

 

[CF87]

Women are frusterating as fuck. It hurts and am going to kill myself one day. And swear it's because you. Because anytime am in ridiculous ammounts of pain my mind is telling me it has to do with the opposite sex and fucking nothing to do with me at all. So why is this fair and what is the fucking point of being alive. Because you. Is this fucking life ?. It fucking can't be.

 

[Dak]

This page is full of sig-able win.

 

[celestialelixir]

Is DD arguing with himself over the internet? o_o

 

[Onder]

DD is having all kind of troubles we might never understand. His life is a war w/ reality and a defense against God that is trying to destroy him. He's a hero of his own, which is killing him.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Mothing: Not Even Once

 

[Zephyrus]

How the fuck do you "pre-date" someone?

So when it comes time to date someone, you don't have the be there.



Zabu, you should walk up to her and say "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take it for Grant-ed?"

 

[Zephyrus]

Disclaimer: I do not endorse lame pun pick-up lines.