Males and Females

[Onder]

DD is having all kind of troubles we might never understand. His life is a war w/ reality and a defense against God that is trying to destroy him. He's a hero of his own, which is killing him.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Mothing: Not Even Once

 

[Zephyrus]

How the fuck do you "pre-date" someone?

So when it comes time to date someone, you don't have the be there.



Zabu, you should walk up to her and say "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take it for Grant-ed?"

 

[Zephyrus]

Disclaimer: I do not endorse lame pun pick-up lines.

 

[Mountains_of_Mars]

You should just tell her that you know me, if that doesnt get her hot and bothered than she isnt a girl you wanna be around.

 

[Onder]

Those are the worst.

EDIT: Pick-up lines.

 

[The Emptier]

What the hell is going on....

 

[The Ozzman]

What if she likes math?

My love for you is like the limit of 1/x as x approaches zero (from the right)

 

[Onder]

What if she likes math?

Most girls just like cock.

 

[The Ozzman]

What if she does differential equations while giving handjobs?

 

[Onder]

Speculations.

 

[The Ozzman]

What if she fucks you while taking the integral of ln x?

 

[damnromulans]

Definitely use Death Delirium's quote in my signature!

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

hahahahahaha

 

[The Emptier]

I wish I was derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves

 

[The Ozzman]

I wish I was derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves

I don’t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?

 

[damnromulans]

If you were in my nose I'd pick you and eat you <3

 

[celestialelixir]

Is this real life?

 

[Eligos]

Nope still the internet

 

[Vacant_Planets]

Most girls just like cock.

Well I do love the Cock(s), it still has to have a sexy man attached to it, it's a must.