Males and Females

[The Ozzman]

fucking this stupid only is comma question mark

fucking stupid comma only is question mark enter this

 

[Satanstoenail]

 

[Cronopio]

I'd like me a woman.

 

[King Richard]

I'm curious how MP is doing but I think it's tasteless and possibly rubbing salt into his wounds to ask him this soon...

If it were me, I'd want to talk to you regardless. It's not like you hate him or anything. You just don't want to be his girlfriend anymore for whatever reason.

 

[waif]

Girlfriend is gone for 2.5 weeks.
At last, some alone time with Jill.
Anyone else ever miss jerking it after prolonged periods of not-jerking-it-due-to-sex? There's something about it...I dunno if it's the porn or the easiness or just the chance to be alone...not a good permanent solution, but I feel like people undervalue masturbation.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I do not undervalue masturbation.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I fucking love masturbation.

 

[Zephyrus]

WAIF has two states: Jack or Jill.

 

[damnromulans]

You don't jerk off when your gf is around?

Richard I'll give it a week and shoot him a formal-ish email. He did mention wanting to be left alone for a little while. I'm not sure that blindsiding a loyal and dedicated dude who wanted to be with me forever like that is ever forgivable.

 

[Mort Divine]

I don't think I'd be compatible with anyone who wasn't a scratcher/biter, tbh.

Now that I think about it, yeah, that is probably the case here too

 

[SentinelSlain]

I don't get that. It just doesn't work. I feel nothing except annoyance.

 

[Mort Divine]

of course you wouldn't

 

[Zephyrus]

I don't think you ever elaborated why you ended it, Laura. If you wish not to, that's fine.

 

[Pessimism]

She ended it because of me. We're dating now.



<----Is hot stuff.

 

[Cronopio]

^^^

Yeah. Who could say no to that chin?

 

[Pessimism]

It's jut-worthiness expresses my both my virility and masculinity.

 

[Episteme]

I couldn't find the Dream thread so I thought I'd post it in here.

I dreamt that I did a body swap with Krampus, but still liked women. Stuff ensued. o_0

 

[Cronopio]

I wouldn't dare to approach krampus, not even in dreams.

 

[waif]

You don't jerk off when your gf is around?

Why would I? She's pretty much up for sex at all times...we usually end up doing it twice a day. No need for jerking off...but now that I've had a couple days with just my hand...I don't miss sex that much, really. It's mostly psychological.

I wouldn't dare to approach krampus, not even in dreams.

Only on forums. Please shut up.

 

[damnromulans]

I feel pretty asexual these days, not gonna lie

It's okay Zeph. I ended it because I simply don't have those kinds of feelings for him any more. I care deeply about him as a person and I would kill anyone who so much as looked at him the wrong way, but I just can't reciprocate his feelings for me, and not for a lack of trying.

tl;dr I have a block of ice in place of a heart