Me cooking goulash for the first time LIVE

Shut the fuck up. It's not my fault you can't make one.

You're right, I can't make goulash. FUCK

To be honest I am a really picky eater and don't even know what goulash is. I take a multi-vitamin everyday just to make sure I atleast get all the vitamins I need.
 
You're right, I can't make goulash. FUCK

To be honest I am a really picky eater and don't even know what goulash is. I take a multi-vitamin everyday just to make sure I atleast get all the vitamins I need.

Who gives a shit about you taking vitamins you fucking fag.
 
Truth be told, I've never had goulash. But it seems like there should be garlic in there. I love me some garlic.
 
I'd like to chop you up and put you in a goulash and feed it to your family so that they digest it and shit you out in their pieces of shit because it would be a fitting way for you to go out you piece of shit.
 
I'd like to chop you up and put you in a goulash and feed it to your family so that they digest it and shit you out in their pieces of shit because it would be a fitting way for you to go out you piece of shit.

Just fuck off please. You're incredibly annoying.
 
Ondra, what the fuck was that soup that we had at Jazeerka (or whatever that pub was that is near your home)? I thought it Goulash, but I guess I was wrong.

I don't remember. I think we had garlic soup once, with potatoes and shit? And BTW it could have been goulash soup too. They do that in pubs.
 
Mine looks kind of fucked but it tasted pretty good. No dumplings because I only had one pot and cba so I ate it with bread.

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Here's the goulash I made:

Browning the meat:
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Garlic and onions have been sautéed:
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Tomatoes, green pepper, and paprika have been added:
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After stewing for a while, I added some fresh parsley to the finished product:
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Served with egg noodles:
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