Metal bands with really cheesy lyrics ?

Dio

I like them but some of their lyrics are so cheesy like " eat your heart out you've been a bad bad girl", so I try not to pay too much attention to the lyrics or I skip the song
 
St. Vitus had some cheesy lyrics. Anybody remember them?

"Trail of Pestilence":
'Hey there brothers
the time is near
you wouldn't listen
now it's too clear
power madmen
screwed our world
now we suffer
for their thrills'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!:tickled:
 
royboy said:
Dio

I like them but some of their lyrics are so cheesy like " eat your heart out you've been a bad bad girl", so I try not to pay too much attention to the lyrics or I skip the song
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Hahaha you're so right, I feel the same way listening to Dio. And I thought I was going to be all clever by posting Anal Cunt, but someone beat me to it, so I guess it wasn't that clever after all.
 
Saint Vitus does have some funny lyrics but at the same time you know the singer is serious, sick and depressed. Saint Vitus do look like hippies from the 60's,70's so there lyrics are actually expected.

:lol:

"Every time I'm on the street
People laugh and point at me
They talk about my length of hair
And the out of date clothes I wear

They say I look like the living dead
They say I can't have much in my head
They say my songs are much too slow
But they don't know the things I know

I know I don't belong
And there's nothing I can do
I was born too late
And I'll never be like you

In my life things never change
To everybody I seem strange
But in my world now something's died
So I just stare with these insane eyes

I know I don't belong
And there's nothing that I can do
I was born too lte
And I'll never be like you"


"I have got to change my ways
'Cause I'm losing my mind
I have got to stop drinking
'Cause I'm dying inside
I feel twice as old as I am
And it's getting worse
I'm in the palm of habit's hand
I can't escape the curse

There is nothing that I can do
I have no self control
I have let myself become dead
I have ruined my soul
Every time I wake up sick
I say never again
But then opportunity knocks
And I'm wasted my friend

I can't control my addiction
I've tried time and time again
I'm losing all my friends and lovers
Alcohol knows it's gonna win

Now I have lost everything
And I really don't care
Everybody that I have known
Has out cast me here
Drinking has wasted my life
And I'm dying inside
I feel twice as old as I am
I've lost what left of my mind

I can't control my addiction
I've tried time and time again
I'm losing all my friends and lovers
Alcohol knows it's gonna win"
 
Cheesy Lyrics:
* Every band which rhymes fire on desire and steel on wheel
* Anal Cunt!!
* First Sodom albums (Outbreak of evil is a classic piece of how to not write lyrics)
* First Graveland albums
* Nearly every Black Metal band from a non english native speaking country
 
I can't believe that nobody mentioned Judas Priest!

Yes, I said Judas Priest - Rob is the king of the cheesy lyric...yet, they're still one of my favorite bands! :D
 
I ignored it the first time.

Using Opeth as a prime of example of cheesy lyrics because Mikael *sometimes* sings about girls is like... it's like... I can't fucking think of an analogy but Opeth is kool and poetic and stuff and anyone who doesn't think so can get drowned in anal sludge.

Thank you.
 
The Grimace said:
I ignored it the first time.

Using Opeth as a prime of example of cheesy lyrics because Mikael *sometimes* sings about girls is like... it's like... I can't fucking think of an analogy but Opeth is kool and poetic and stuff and anyone who doesn't think so can get drowned in anal sludge.

Thank you.

I agree. In fact, I gotta take a shit right now...
 
Piledriver - Metal Inquisition

Grim Reaper - See You In Hell


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