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This thread is for discussing the most ridiculous metal songs you've ever heard, in your opinion. I mean songs that have no reason to exist, songs that you can't conceive of other people liking.
I started thinking about this after thinking about the second Keepers album by Helloween. I wanted to throw it on but I only have it on cassette and I really did not feel like sitting through the ridiculous tracks on that album just to get to the good ones, so I decided not to listen to it. Here are some examples:
"Dr. Stein" by Helloween. Stupid riffs and one of the dumbest choruses in the entire history of metal. I frequently argue about this track with a friend of mine. I think it is terrible, but he likes it for god knows what reason. I can't help but think that he only enjoys it ironically.
"Rise and Fall" by Helloween. This is an incredibly silly song and an incredibly lame attempt at humor.
Seriously, if you want to listen to a metal album why would you want to hear songs like these? I can't even fathom why Helloween thought these were good ideas.
Post your favorite metal failures.
I started thinking about this after thinking about the second Keepers album by Helloween. I wanted to throw it on but I only have it on cassette and I really did not feel like sitting through the ridiculous tracks on that album just to get to the good ones, so I decided not to listen to it. Here are some examples:
"Dr. Stein" by Helloween. Stupid riffs and one of the dumbest choruses in the entire history of metal. I frequently argue about this track with a friend of mine. I think it is terrible, but he likes it for god knows what reason. I can't help but think that he only enjoys it ironically.
"Rise and Fall" by Helloween. This is an incredibly silly song and an incredibly lame attempt at humor.
Seriously, if you want to listen to a metal album why would you want to hear songs like these? I can't even fathom why Helloween thought these were good ideas.
Post your favorite metal failures.
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