metal songs whose existence cannot be justified

[The Ozzman]

Meh, I like 80s butt rock

 

[NocturnalNemesis]

Or it could just the fact that Rhapsody sucks.

Rhapsody's history speaks for itself, they have been one of the leading and pioneering symphonic power metal bands for over a decade, and have done an incredible amount for the genre, and just because something doesn't fit into your narrow-minded category of what is "good" metal doesn't automatically mean it "sucks," that's childish reasoning.

 

[damnromulans]

Rhapsody does deserve credit for having the worst perms in the history of metal

 

[Cythraul]

My thoughts on Rhapsody can be found here.

 

[damnromulans]

I liked your racist touch. Italians can go home and drown themselves in olive oil. Though Italy did spawn the 2nd greatest musical genre of all time so maybe I should be less harsh.

 

[-CC-]

My thoughts on Rhapsody can be found here.

JGM left yet another gem in that thread

This album wasn't THAT bad. Jesus. What a potential review you got there...

I'd give it a 6.4/10 though. I just found it to be a bit below decent power metal. Not considering that to be a good thing.

I love how he pinpointed the score to precisely 6.4

 

[Cythraul]

 

[mutantllama]

Rhapsody's history speaks for itself, they have been one of the leading and pioneering symphonic power metal bands for over a decade, and have done an incredible amount for the genre, and just because something doesn't fit into your narrow-minded category of what is "good" metal doesn't automatically mean it "sucks," that's childish reasoning.

Or you know, they suck.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

That "epic orchestral metal" shit is cash. It's also dope, sick, radical, and tits.

Here everyone, enjoy this steaming pile:

 

[Cythraul]

"he's got a fat little face."

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

I've seen every Beavis And Butthead episode at least twice and they still make me laugh.

 

[_Mindrust_]

I'd say 90% of Slipknot's songs.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Beavis and Butthead have shit taste in metal tbh. Also grim reaper is traditional metal, which immediately makes it a lot better than most of what the people who dislike them here listen to.

 

[Karmablade]

God, that CF song is unbearable. I can't even listen to the whole thing. I've never even given Cold Lake a proper listen and I probably never will.

i think it was great, id rather listen to that than cheesy heavy metal like iron maiden.

 

[Cythraul]

Fuck off, you insufferable twat.

 

[Karmablade]

Fuck off, you insufferable twat.

fuck off yourself

 

[VelociBrad]

i think it was great, id rather listen to that than cheesy heavy metal like iron maiden.

Not surprising you would like that garbage.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Most of the "metal" songs whose existence cannot be justified to me are the various abominatory attempts at covers that are found on many otherwise classic albums. Coroner's take on "Purple Haze" stands out to me as possibly the worst, closely followed by Megadeth's "Anarchy in the USA".

 

[Karmablade]

Not surprising you would like that garbage.

is it? since the band in your avatar is one of my favourite bands ever? btw i dont think its garbage, nothing wrong with that song, i found it pretty catchy.

 

[CF87]

Any Karmablade song.