Mikael, when your kids get in trouble do you growl at them?

[In Aeternum]

Mine has more of a high-pitched whine, and it's effective only because I'd rather do whatever than hear her squawk about it.

I wish my mom was Dani Filth

 

[Black Rain]

I still can't believe Bassplayer cut his fucking hair...

it's growing back I beileve

 

[BlackLodge]

It would own to be a teacher and be able to growl.
*walks into classroom* SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Necropeth]

^ Exactly.

 

[Le_Shrike]

Hmm... I really need to work on my growling, would indeed be killer to pull off in front of an annoying class. Now I have a nice little project. Just find one good phrase and practice until I can growl the shit out of it. I already have plans to show up in full corpsepaint for one of my civics-classes, but I'll doubt I'll have the balls to pull it off

 

[FRUGiHOYi]

Haha, this thread rules.

 

[abandonedwaz]

HAHAHHA....u guys r such dorks.....but funny dorks....hahahha....!!!!!....PEAC EOUT

 

[Jackehh]

this thread delivers

 

[Carta's]

Hmm... I really need to work on my growling, would indeed be killer to pull off in front of an annoying class. Now I have a nice little project. Just find one good phrase and practice until I can growl the shit out of it. I already have plans to show up in full corpsepaint for one of my civics-classes, but I'll doubt I'll have the balls to pull it off

Do it. And while you're at it, film it and upload it on youtube.

 

[Godhead59]

Thread of the year.

 

[Hedon-]

Hmm... I really need to work on my growling, would indeed be killer to pull off in front of an annoying class. Now I have a nice little project. Just find one good phrase and practice until I can growl the shit out of it. I already have plans to show up in full corpsepaint for one of my civics-classes, but I'll doubt I'll have the balls to pull it off

wicked
make sure u get those huge spiked boots behemoth style

 

[Risquit]

That would be funny if it backfired and when Mikael growled, his kids just moshed instead of listening.

 

[Nehal]

^hahahahahahaha so coool!!

 

[funeralportrait91]

this thread is embarassing, but so fucking funny.

 

[CorpseDeception]

My dad used to kind of a weird half growl thing. It scared the shit out of me.
So now I'm an honor student and my room is always clean.

 

[Blackened Rainbow]

Melinda Akerfeldt!!!!!!!!!.

 

[Godhead59]

Whoa, she looks awfully similar to Ian Holm! Mike, I'd be worried.

 

[BlackLodge]

^ And Mike really seem to have some problems with accelerated aging.

 

[grey knight]

Not topic related.

But I can imagine Mike going to the school (where his daughter is) and suddenly scream out;
"Melinda is the reason why I'm here"

 

[Annihilat0r]

Not topic related.

But I can imagine Mike going to the school (where his daughter is) and suddenly scream out;
"Melinda is the reason why I'm here"

So many pointless but funny posts in this thread