Mikael, when your kids get in trouble do you growl at them?
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SeViMeTaL
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LOL, I pull out the death growl on my daughter all the time. At first, it got her attention, but now she just rolls her eyes at meIt's quite entertaining to use on the dog as well
The dog would just be like "WTF? When's my walk?"
beast from the east
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Nah, it's an incredibly efficient "control" tool, at least on my dog. All inappropriate behavior ceases immediately
Vivören
New Metal Member
If I could growl I'd use casually in every day conversation and act like there was nothing out of the ordinary.
beast from the east
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Vivören;7575929 said:
It's quite fun! Especially when done to unsuspecting, "non-metal" types...I get quite a kick out of growling at COMPLETELY inappropriate times, though I admit I'm pretty easily amused
Annihilat0r
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i can't imagine.it would be DISASTER
My mom probably invented the first black metal vocals back in the late 70s when she would yell at me out the window to come home when I was playing with my friends. "RIIIIIIICCCCHHHHHAAAAAAAARRRRDDD...GET IN HERE NOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!". She sounded like Dani Filth on acid. And this was years before black metal was even invented.
Hahaha, imagine a clean up your room version of The Drapery Falls.
instead of "PALE GHOST IN THE CORNERRR....POURING A CARESS, ON...YOUR SHOULLDERRRR"
"THAT TOY, IN THE CORNERRRRR!!! PUT IN YOUR DRESS-ER, NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"
instead of "PALE GHOST IN THE CORNERRR....POURING A CARESS, ON...YOUR SHOULLDERRRR"
"THAT TOY, IN THE CORNERRRRR!!! PUT IN YOUR DRESS-ER, NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"
wandering_taco
Minstrel of Woe
Or a clean the whole house version of Master's Apprentices
"CLEAN THE WINDOWS NOW FOR ME
OR I WILL BE VERY ANGRYYYYY
THERES A FLOOR YOU SHOULD BE WASHING
THERES A THING YOU SHOULD BE DUSTING
THERES A TOILET THAT NEEDS SCRUBBING
CLEAR THE FRIDGE OUT FOR ME
THERES SOME FOOD THAT IS MOLDING
AND SOME MILK THAT IS STINKING
THOSE CLOTHES ARE NOT CLEAN
PUT THEM IN THE WASHER PLEASE
THE STENCH IS STRONGER
THAT PILE BETTER NOT GET DEEPER!
THERE ARE SOME LEAVES THAT NEED RAKING
YOU'D BETTER PUT YOUR WORK GLOVES ON
THERES A BASEMENT THAT NEEDS CLEANING
AND THE ATTIC IS STILL DIRTYYY
THERE ARE CARPETS THAT NEED VACCUMMING
THERES THAT STAIN THAT I TOLD YOU OF
THERES SOME ANTS THAT NEED KILLING
THOSE PESTS HAVE BEEN EATING MY PUDDING
UUUAAAGGHHH"
I'm out of ideas now.
"CLEAN THE WINDOWS NOW FOR ME
OR I WILL BE VERY ANGRYYYYY
THERES A FLOOR YOU SHOULD BE WASHING
THERES A THING YOU SHOULD BE DUSTING
THERES A TOILET THAT NEEDS SCRUBBING
CLEAR THE FRIDGE OUT FOR ME
THERES SOME FOOD THAT IS MOLDING
AND SOME MILK THAT IS STINKING
THOSE CLOTHES ARE NOT CLEAN
PUT THEM IN THE WASHER PLEASE
THE STENCH IS STRONGER
THAT PILE BETTER NOT GET DEEPER!
THERE ARE SOME LEAVES THAT NEED RAKING
YOU'D BETTER PUT YOUR WORK GLOVES ON
THERES A BASEMENT THAT NEEDS CLEANING
AND THE ATTIC IS STILL DIRTYYY
THERE ARE CARPETS THAT NEED VACCUMMING
THERES THAT STAIN THAT I TOLD YOU OF
THERES SOME ANTS THAT NEED KILLING
THOSE PESTS HAVE BEEN EATING MY PUDDING
UUUAAAGGHHH"
I'm out of ideas now.
SeViMeTaL
OpEtH AddiCtEd...
SeViMeTaL
OpEtH AddiCtEd...
Or a clean the whole house version of Master's Apprentices
"CLEAN THE WINDOWS NOW FOR ME
OR I WILL BE VERY ANGRYYYYY
THERES A FLOOR YOU SHOULD BE WASHING
THERES A THING YOU SHOULD BE DUSTING
THERES A TOILET THAT NEEDS SCRUBBING
CLEAR THE FRIDGE OUT FOR ME
THERES SOME FOOD THAT IS MOLDING
AND SOME MILK THAT IS STINKING
THOSE CLOTHES ARE NOT CLEAN
PUT THEM IN THE WASHER PLEASE
THE STENCH IS STRONGER
THAT PILE BETTER NOT GET DEEPER!
THERE ARE SOME LEAVES THAT NEED RAKING
YOU'D BETTER PUT YOUR WORK GLOVES ON
THERES A BASEMENT THAT NEEDS CLEANING
AND THE ATTIC IS STILL DIRTYYY
THERE ARE CARPETS THAT NEED VACCUMMING
THERES THAT STAIN THAT I TOLD YOU OF
THERES SOME ANTS THAT NEED KILLING
THOSE PESTS HAVE BEEN EATING MY PUDDING
UUUAAAGGHHH"
I'm out of ideas now.
it's perfect ....you're funny 
Or a clean the whole house version of Master's Apprentices
"CLEAN THE WINDOWS NOW FOR ME
OR I WILL BE VERY ANGRYYYYY
THERES A FLOOR YOU SHOULD BE WASHING
THERES A THING YOU SHOULD BE DUSTING
THERES A TOILET THAT NEEDS SCRUBBING
CLEAR THE FRIDGE OUT FOR ME
THERES SOME FOOD THAT IS MOLDING
AND SOME MILK THAT IS STINKING
THOSE CLOTHES ARE NOT CLEAN
PUT THEM IN THE WASHER PLEASE
THE STENCH IS STRONGER
THAT PILE BETTER NOT GET DEEPER!
THERE ARE SOME LEAVES THAT NEED RAKING
YOU'D BETTER PUT YOUR WORK GLOVES ON
THERES A BASEMENT THAT NEEDS CLEANING
AND THE ATTIC IS STILL DIRTYYY
THERE ARE CARPETS THAT NEED VACCUMMING
THERES THAT STAIN THAT I TOLD YOU OF
THERES SOME ANTS THAT NEED KILLING
THOSE PESTS HAVE BEEN EATING MY PUDDING
UUUAAAGGHHH"
I'm out of ideas now.
wandering_taco
Minstrel of Woe
Annihilat0r
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Awesome, maybe we can perfect those lyrics here and even make a cover? I can play all the guitar parts on Master's Apprentices, it's a pretty easy song.
For drums, someone here might play them, or we can contact this guy and get a MP3 of the drums of this song.
And I'm sure there are plenty of good growlers here!
For drums, someone here might play them, or we can contact this guy and get a MP3 of the drums of this song.
And I'm sure there are plenty of good growlers here!
wandering_taco
Minstrel of Woe
That would be sweet. I need to get a wire adapter for my mic so I can hook it up to my computer. Maybe griev0r from the Bloodbath forums would do the drumming, he's into that shit.
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