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well this kid needs to pass the Vince test before he gets board certified. He must have some fucking self righteous parents for them to give him a name like "Adam." Who do you think you are naming your kid that? God?

Anyway I am really sorry I missed you, Bear. I left cause Jeff and Chuck were having marital differences and I couldn't tolerate the yapping anymore.
 
Let's organize (psst... that word doesn't apply to any of us) a MILF bar trip. Next weekend??? Yo Bear - bring Adam, I think he's cool even though he's a Brit, kinda like how the southern people liked us "even tho' we alls wah fram tha north!"

And happy birthday to Chuck, yay etc. You made it another year. woo wooo
 
Well you guys have a show next weekend and I won't be in town. Neither will Dave, BR, or Nick.

Or did you mean the weekend of the 12th and 13th?
 
none of you care but I just needed to let off some steam about evangelion and xenogears.

I recently decided that I fucking hate Xenogears. Why? because of Evangelion. Its the same fucking shit. Execpt Xenogears is longer and has a less fucked ending then evangelion. The similarties between evangelion and xenogears isnt just its fucking plot or even the fact that they are flying around in LOL MECHS. Both were subject to time constraints and budget cuts which is so disturbingly similar that I dont even want to acknowledge it. The rest is gonna be spoilers so if you care, stop reading. Ok the end to evangelion makes me hate the entire series. I was actually enjoying the shit up until the last 3 episodes. The shit is so fucking pretentious its annoying. basically its a fucking mess of dialouge with random bullshit in shinjis mind bullshit... Hes like "lol I dunno why i pilot eva and then comes to the conclusion he doesnt need to pilot eva to be happy". The end. No i am not fucking joking. I read a wiki article about the end and this is what really happens. humanity gets turned into one being and shinji on top of the throne decides what happens to humanity. When the fuck was that implied during the series? I dont want the story line spoon fed to me BUT WHAT THE FUCK?!

Than I found out I wasnt the only person not satisfied with the way they ended the series and came out with a movie called "the end of evangelion". I watched the first 5 minutes and stopped watching. Why you ask? because Shinji is sitting at a hospital bed with another pilot (female) of an eva. she is comatose and shinji accidently reveals her breast when hes shaking her violently asking a respone from her. do you know what this sick fuck does next? HE FUCKING JERKS OFF. Im not fucking joking. They literally cut to a scene where you cant see shinji but you here him wacking off and then cut to a scene where he splooges in his fucking hand. they show his hand covered in jizz. I am not fucking kidding.

Theres some other shit I left out but I dont really care to recall them at the moment. I fucking hate evangelion.
 
I just googled "Xenogears Evangelion" to reaffirm my beliefs:

http://www.xgam.org/xenogears/articles/index.php?article=eva-xeno

Xenogears subtitle should just be "Xenogears: its Evangelion execpt Fei doesnt fapsturbate over elly's unconcious tittys"

Also, I spent my whole day after work watching the last episodes. I watched that shit in 2 days. its 26 epiosdes. I watched like 14 episodes last night only to be severely dissapointed. I fucking wanted to kill someone.
 
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I like how all "action" shows and anime from japan suffer from what I like to call Sailor Moon Syndrome (SMS). All the episodes are the same. The episode begins with very little plot that wont follow outside of that episode... and It ends with a battle aganist whatever monster they could think of ending with them using there special ability to finish the monster off. Its kinda like Scooby Doo Syndrome (SDS).

Altough its pretty awesome that they fought Frankenstein.
 
Vincenzo said:
Well ACTUALLY, Jack, they did not fight Frankenstein. They fought the creation of Doctor Frankenstein.

But indeed the beats were fresh.
Click to expand...

you know what you pretentious fuck? I was actually gonna write "Frankenstiens Monster" but I figured no one was actually gonna call me out on it. Bastard.





jk. i wub u. bai bai.
 
Now I will attempt to pull a Jeff and call you out on something else....

It is "Frankenstein's Monster" not "Frankenstiens Monster."

;)
 
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