What's with all the trolls recently? Bad, bad trolls at that?
I mean, look at yourself. This was a crappy attempt at trolling. Truly awful. I mean, it's so obvious you're a troll! The best way to troll a forum is to really act like you're serious, and stir up some shit, rather than just posting random shit that's so obviously not true.
D for execution and F- for effort. Practice, then come back with a new account and try again.