Hihih, due to popular demand (?) here's the official thread to express yoru admiration for male beauty of the Norwegian persuasion.
I vote Tyr, it's his steely gaze that does it ;p
I vote Tyr, it's his steely gaze that does it ;p
Most handsome member of Borknagar
- Thread starter Ormir
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Vintersorg looks like an overgrown baby, he´s like a bearded 5 year old svenska flicka now
jumping around spewing forth sayings like for instance "hejsan och hopsan.. hejallihopa! snälla..." his coolness is only bound to his musical skills ...*cough*
Tyr is like an old witch with a pointy nose, I would never sleep with him, I just get goosebumps by the glimpse of him, he´s like some sneaky devious filthy animal; a weasel, a mink, crow, raven...
Asgeir is just ridiculous, or does he always look bad on photos, horrible... there´s some horrid pervertedness in his grin and his other monotonous gestures.. let me not gaze at another utterly catastrophic photo of this mongrel
Lars is just too normal... he has probably got a minority complex or something. the beauty kit just won´t save him but he won´t listen to such suggestions and will proceed plucking his eybrows and shaving his legs and armpits in a futile attempt to deviate from the norm he is shackled in.. for-ever-after
Jens is gone because he was too fat to keep up with the playing of the other guys, he is now best suited for the upcoming movie of Pippi longstocking, frollicking and driveling without cessation
that leaves Öystein, how great viking of splendour he is and he shall obtain my vote, I picture before me... his flickering blond locks of hair swiveling this way and that and his eyes are like pearls in midst of mule faeces, the majestic beard sends shiver down my tingling spinal chord as I imagine him fondling me all over my lubricated body with his gentle strokes of the threads/spears of excellence... in ecstasy I am wallowing...:Spin:
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jumping around spewing forth sayings like for instance "hejsan och hopsan.. hejallihopa! snälla..." his coolness is only bound to his musical skills ...*cough*Tyr is like an old witch with a pointy nose, I would never sleep with him, I just get goosebumps by the glimpse of him, he´s like some sneaky devious filthy animal; a weasel, a mink, crow, raven...
Asgeir is just ridiculous, or does he always look bad on photos, horrible... there´s some horrid pervertedness in his grin and his other monotonous gestures.. let me not gaze at another utterly catastrophic photo of this mongrel
Lars is just too normal... he has probably got a minority complex or something. the beauty kit just won´t save him but he won´t listen to such suggestions and will proceed plucking his eybrows and shaving his legs and armpits in a futile attempt to deviate from the norm he is shackled in.. for-ever-after
Jens is gone because he was too fat to keep up with the playing of the other guys, he is now best suited for the upcoming movie of Pippi longstocking, frollicking and driveling without cessation
that leaves Öystein, how great viking of splendour he is and he shall obtain my vote, I picture before me... his flickering blond locks of hair swiveling this way and that and his eyes are like pearls in midst of mule faeces, the majestic beard sends shiver down my tingling spinal chord as I imagine him fondling me all over my lubricated body with his gentle strokes of the threads/spears of excellence... in ecstasy I am wallowing...:Spin:
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hey guys!!! stop!!! let's not vote!!!
you folks know artists and their passion for aesthetics....
comrades, let's not lead them to dispute and split - not borknagar -not yet !!!
i vote for Øystein('s inner beauty) ;-)
you folks know artists and their passion for aesthetics....
comrades, let's not lead them to dispute and split - not borknagar -not yet !!!
i vote for Øystein('s inner beauty) ;-)
I vote for asgeir because he will be the first one to see this thread and
then he will see that i voted for him and then.... and then....
hmmm
then he will see that i voted for him and then.... and then....
FailingAcension
Spiffy, eh?
@Djöfull: You sure are... picky? over-critical? doomed to be alone?
Uhhh... those are called proud and determined Nordic features
Ormir said:@Djöfull: You sure are... picky? over-critical? doomed to be alone?
Uhhh... those are called proud and determined Nordic features
yes Pekka yes I am, I could use some good ol' fashion spanking!
Henrik Main
Hello
Nedland all the way, baby. It may be due to his intellectual and songwriting skills (his two Borknagar instrumentals has meant so much to me it's almost ridiculous) - but he's damn good looking too
FailingAcension
Spiffy, eh?
Asgeir Mickelson
Alpha male
Surprise! - I voted for myself. The reason is simple: I've seen the bandmembers too close more times than I would wish for, and let me tell you that they're damn ugly! I am, on the other hand, extremely handsome. I got a picture to prove it:
- Asgeir
- Asgeir
Testament Legions
Member
! My vote goes to YOU!I think its pretty obvious that vintersorg is gonna win this one
I mean, no one of the other members have even close to as majestic beard as he has.
I mean, no one of the other members have even close to as majestic beard as he has.
Staffan
Soelen gaaer bag aase ned
If the voting was of who has the greatest need of therapy i would have known the answer.
But because it is of this topic,making the decision is hard but..I say Øystein.
But because it is of this topic,making the decision is hard but..I say Øystein.
Erik Tiwaz
Tyr
Staffan
Soelen gaaer bag aase ned
Erik Tiwaz
Tyr
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