Just seen begotten, here's my take.
This is pseudo-intellectual artsy fartsy crap. I wouldnt dissuade anyone from picking it up, as It's quite unique for the way it is filmed, however this movie lacks as much substance as an anorexic vegan. The deity on the front cover looks all neat and gr1m on the , yet on the film you can see in much more detail, that it's just some long haired faggot with a beard and a sheet over his head. Did they not put any thought into fucking wardrobe? Holy hell! This is just bad! How it was heralded as one of the 10 most important movies of our time is beyond me? I feel like punching critics right in the fucking face! The opening scene shows this hippy with a sheet aka "Deity" of all that is and was, stab himself literally 200 times with a razor blade. Ok this would be grand...if it wasn't for the fact that he was barely fucking touching himself with it! It was like he was slowly jerking off with a fucking mach 4 ultra! Anyhow he dies a wussy death and moments pass. Out of nowhere comes a chick from behind the chair with a shitty masquerade ball mask in tow. Oh fucking wtffffffffffff? Anyhow she starts frolicking like a ferry down sunset blvd. This is scene one. This movie only has 2 elongated scenes! Only a person on DXM could appreciate such trite bullshit! Anyhow as the movie continues forward theres this bald guy twitching like a cunt from probably 12 druid penises pummeling his ass 12 hours prior! These druids in bed sheets and scare crow plaided tops start jabbing his penis with wooden sticks for minutes on end. This is not a fallacy friends! Literally this movie contains multiple sex scenes. Ie. Mother nature gives Manson Deity a fallacio in which his dead rotting corpse cums on her face, she takes said cum and rubs it on her "disgusting vagina", shit was hairier than Vlad Divacs unibrow. Later on, after the Ross "Dress for Less" Druids pummel Mother Nature with their dead wood rods, they get the twitching gimp, pummel his penis with wooden sticks and then start pummeling her beaver. THIS IS THE WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE! Oh and the grimmest part is watching twitcher spout a red substance, that looks more like Knotts Berry Farm Boysenberry Jam, than blood, from his lips. Holy shit stay away. This movie is weird. But weird sure the fuck doesnt mean good.