Movies

[NAD]

hahahaha i can't wait to see that.

joke of the LIFETIME will be the new transformers movie. live action, produced by spielbergo, possibly staring tom hanks, but the worst part: DIRECTED BY MICHAEL BAY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!11111111111shit

 

[Chromatose]

"why does michael bay get to keep on making moviesssssssssss"

 

[NAD]

so what i'm trying to say,
is pearl harbor sucked
and i miss youuuuuuuuuu

 

[NAD]

I miss you more then Michael Bay missed the mark
When he made Pearl Harbor
I miss you more than that movie missed the point
And that’s an awful lot girl
And now, now you’ve gone away
And all I’m trying to say is
Pearl Harbor sucked, and I miss you

I need u like Ben Affleck needs acting school
He was terrible in that film
I need u like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part
He’s way better than Ben Affleck
And now all I can think about is your smile
and that shitty movie too
Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you

Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
I guess Pearl Harbor sucked
Just a little bit more than I miss you

awesome, full lyrics. fucking HI-LAR-I-OUS. x908234u59082u34905

 

[Chromatose]

I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school
he was terrible in that film

I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part
he's way better than Ben Affleck



edit:


FUCK YOU

 

[NAD]

omg that shit i posted had "u" instead of "you"

 

[NAD]

WE NEED A MONTAGE!!!

 

[Chromatose]

I found the movie poster

 

[NAD]

omg i see SNAKES IN HIS HAIR!!!

 

[Ellestin]

guys, I am really psyched to see "SNAKES ON A PLANE"

starring SAMUEL L. JACKSON

Plot Outline: On board a flight over the Pacific Ocean, an assassin, bent on killing a passenger who's a witness in protective custody, let loose a crate full of deadly snakes.

photos here

Straight to DVD, I'd say

 

[Chromatose]

nah guys, it's gonna break records at the box office

it's gonna soar higher than a plane....





... a plane full of motherfuckin' snakes

 

[JayKeeley]

When are you coming over the pond anyway. We should watch some movies

Next summer man, for sure. And this time I'll hang around for 3 weeks or so. Would be cool if there's a good gig in Camden town when I'm over.

P.S. Amman's got a permanent job at Orange now. He can get you all these freebie Orange shitz if you like.

 

[Russell]

Next summer man, for sure. And this time I'll hang around for 3 weeks or so. Would be cool if there's a good gig in Camden town when I'm over.

P.S. Amman's got a permanent job at Orange now. He can get you all these freebie Orange shitz if you like.

Sweet, I'm sure there will be.. If you come over the August bank holiday weekend you'll coincide with Frightfest as well, which is usually great for horror movie premieres and shit.

We get all we need from Orange free thankfully, but good work for Amman, pass on my congrats!

 

[NAD]

hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy

twas a'ight. i liked the special effects and the fact that they didn't stay completely accurate to the books and BBC series, but i'd have to put it in 3rd place behind those other two mediums. i need to track down the radio series now god dammit.

 

[E-bortion]

WE GOT MOTHAFUCKIN SNAKES!

 

[Russell]

Yesterday at a Halloween part we watched Halloween (25th anniversary reissue), The Beyond and Shaun Of The Dead. Great fun

 

[NAD]

hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy

twas a'ight. i liked the special effects and the fact that they didn't stay completely accurate to the books and BBC series, but i'd have to put it in 3rd place behind those other two mediums. i need to track down the radio series now god dammit.

i watched it again today and enjoyed it a lot more. not more than the books or BBC, but yesterday i was disappointed and had to watch it again just to try to alleviate that feeling. i'm glad it worked!

 

[NAD]

yellowbeard

hahahaha i forgot how crapily awesome that movie was. wow.

 

[lurch70]

What the fuck is wrong with Gus Van Sant? And more importantly, what the fuck is wrong with me for watching his latest movies?

this once amazing director, of such gems as My Own Private Idaho and Good Will Hunting has regressed into making movies that a first time director would tackle

First ELEPHANT, supposedely bout Columbine ... but not really. Now LAST DAYS, supposedelly about Kurt Cobain ... but not really.

This is the first movie I watched, once 20 minutes in, in fast forward. What a piece of shit. There is no way to elegantly put it. The character should have offed himself in the first 10 minutes of the movie as the rest of it offers no substance or anything.

someone please watch this so i can share in my suffering

 

[Russell]

Yeah, I thought Last Days was pretty mediocre. That said, I also thought Elephant was pretty damn good, so