my preeeeecious

[ScientistOfDarkness]

or call them and tell them
" it buuuuurns us!"
" You've ruined it, stupid fat hobbits "

I have nothing of value to add, but "stupid fat hobbit!" always makes me laugh.

That and I'm so sorry about your guitar, I hate it when I can't play with my toys when I get em.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

You can play with my toy.....whenever.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

You can play with my toy.....whenever.

Will Corky be watching?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

when you do get the guitar in, you are in for a lot of grim and tr00 fun (if you listen to and try to play some emperor)

 

[PlatypusJesus]

"Will Corky be watching?"

Oh no, it's just you and me.

 

[FretsAflame]

NOOOOOOOOO don't let dad touch it. Call the people you got it from tell them you are sending it back and you want a replacement at your house the next day. I am sure you paid a decent amount of money for it and you demand a working guitar ASAP.

Be civil but do not take NO for an answer, explain to them it is brand new and an " out of Box " failure.
You want a replacement tomorrow, not 2 days or 4 days from now, they WILL pay shipping both for your return and for the new unit.

or call them and tell them
" it buuuuurns us!"
" You've ruined it, stupid fat hobbits "

listen to him he knows what he's talking about

as long as you are firm yet polite and cordial you will get a new guitar - tell them you dont want this guitar and that you shouldn't have ever received a worthless piece of equipment. Tell them that you either want next day shipping on a brand new guitar or your money back and you'll go get it from guitar center. The reasons for that are...

1) Defective equipment is defective - if it was defecitve when you got it it is more likely that problems will develop later. Get a new one - tell them you don't want this one

2) If you have them send the guitar back for repairs it will take weeks and cost YOU extra money in terms of s+h and what not - it will be much easier for you to say - "fuck you, give me my money back, I'm ordering a new one from somewhere else" than it will be for you to go through all the bullshit with the company.

3) If you do say "fuck you, give me my money back, I'm ordering a new one from somewhere else" - they'll know you're serious about it - most major companies with sound business practices hate losing customers - so tell them that if you can't get a new one within the week you'll demand a full refund and you'll buy it somewhere else - they'll most likely get you a fully functional guitar within 5-10 business days.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

"Will Corky be watching?"

Oh no, it's just you and me.

Okay but you have to wear one of those sexy hats of yours. And maybe later......I will take it off.

Back to the guitar....can you cry on cue?

 

[PlatypusJesus]

What if I wear both hats?

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

What if I wear both hats?

On both heads?

BWAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

 

[internally grateful]

yeah, the thing about that is...

guitar center doesnt carry that guitar... those fuck-tards...

and so it would take "30 to 60" days for them to special order it...

i'll tell my dad to be forceful with them... i'm sure i'll get a working one soon enough...

baaah

 

[PlatypusJesus]

"On both heads?

BWAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! "

Yes and that leaves one free.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

"On both heads?

BWAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! "

Yes and that leaves one free.

*counts* One...two...wheres the 3rd?

 

[PlatypusJesus]

...................on your neck, silly.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Yeah, that's the best I could come up with.

 

[internally grateful]

*doh!*

hahahaha

yeah.. i was getting a little curious

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

when you get it ill be happy

im......really.......tired............

 

[FretsAflame]

when you get it ill be happy

im......really.......tired............

then go to sleep dildo


hey your thyrfing pic is back.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

wooooo

dude btw
what ever happened to those kids
did you bash their heads in or what

 

[FretsAflame]

wooooo

dude btw
what ever happened to those kids
did you bash their heads in or what

nah - they haven't done anything else yet...


im thinkin that whenever i drive past their little group next time, the one who smiles the biggest is the one who did it - so i'll stop my car right there, get out, and beat his ass.

 

[internally grateful]

sounds like a really fun time, can i help?

(note: i have no idea what you're talking about)