Yeah so that phone died when a bottle of Dr. Pepper exploded and drowned it out. That event also put my computer in a coma for a few days, but that bounced back. Anyway, I bought a T-Mobile Aspect (ZTE Wombat or something) to replace it. It is also a cheap dumbphone, so I was not expecting a loud as hell Amber Alert to shake me from my slumber at 11PM last night. Never really went back to sleep, either. The alert sound is pretty much the same unpleasant din that you hear when they do emergency alert tests on television, but sounds worse through a phone speaker. I can sleep through a regular text message alert, but this emergency alert shit will raise the dead and possibly shatter mirrors. I turned off the Amber Alert notifications, but it won't let me turn off all emergency alerts, and won't let me turn off the "presidential alert" at all. WTF?! Let me sleep through the apocalypse, argh! From what I've read on Facebook today, this happens with a lot of modern phones, which makes it really tempting to go back to an old brick phone since I can't disable the shit entirely.