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[SirTubalot]

The worst thing I ever saw actually happened on a train and involved myself. I had badly injured my ankle and knee (as well as grazing alot of skin from my arm) in a fall at work so I had my entire right leg bandaged up and was walking with a supporting rod (yes, it was a walking cane but supporting rod sounds better hehe). I got on my train at North Sydney and it was chockers.... an old bloke (probably in his 60's) saw me hobbling around the carriage and got up and said "there ya go son, you look like you need a seat"

In the 5 seconds it took me to get across to the seat, some prick just sat straight down, put his headphones on and buried himself in a newspaper. The old guy turned and started to ABSOLUTELY blast this bloke about how it wasn't his seat and the guy totally ignored him, finally after about 5 minutes of beng yelled at he just looks up and says "well if you wanted to seat so bad you shouldn't have gotten up you old fart!"

I've never wanted to murder someone as strongly as I did that day!

Yer man i hate people like that, there was a dude on a bus I was on a little while ago and e had to use two walking sticks and this 14 year old schoolboy prick wouldnt stand up for him, so some dude yelled at him for ages and he ignored him n then he got off the bus. So i rang up the school he was at and described him n shit. .......cunt

 

[Southy]

That's a fucking rockin' idea, Southy. Just look out for short, black-haired, blue-eyed guys with 5-foot broadswords. Keep away from them.

The Army shall be commanded at your request to steer clear

 

[Southy]

And what you should of done sirwhatsyaname, is got up outta your seat, let the guy sit down, then carried on beating the crap out of the 14 year old fuck for brains

But I ain't a violent person

 

[Goreripper]

 

[KoichCPA]

Southy is so nice and courteous that he shows other motorists the error of their ways and ensures they will never make the same mistake again.

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with his fist.

 

[Southy]

indeed..but that doesn't make me a voilent person

 

[Winmar]

That story of yours is really fucked, Todd. Actually all of these are, but yours is amazing!

 

[Celestial-Todd]

Yeah I took note of his school uniform and wrote a rather threatening letter the next day. Nothing vicious, I just pointed out that if students from the rather prestigious North Shore school continued to act like this on public transport, they may have to answer to the media.

Suffice to say, I received a letter of apology the next week..... still didn't change a thing though cause I saw the same prick on the train a month or so later and he still acted exactly the same, jumped into a seat as soon as someone got up and refused to move. That was until I stepped up and asked if he remembered who I was.... he took one look and practically ran off the train.

Being built like a tank does have it's advantages at times!

 

[Winmar]

That's what I like to hear mate! If you see him again pick him up and swing him around your head a few times. Then take him to Southy's house for some special treatment.

 

[Mark]

Man, even in London people get out of seats for the elderly, pregnant, or disabled.

And I quite like Sydney, but Katoomba kicks its arse

 

[Goreripper]

Katoomba is awesome. Today on my way to the train, it was bright and sunny at home, but further down the mountain it was grey. I actually descended through the cloud bank. It's cool to look down on everyone.

 

[Spiff]

The only problem with Katoomba - and I mean the ONLY problem - is that there's no KFC. What's up with that? You have to go to Royston Vasey - er, I mean Lithgow - for it, right?

 

[spawn]

Theres no McDonalds there either, they actually took them to court so there wouldnt be one (Was that Katoomba? It was somewhere in the mountains anyway).

 

[JonBonJovi]

The reason for that is we respect our environment.Bring more than what we already have up here in the mountains and it will have a severe effect on the environment.
McDonalds are constantly trying to get another one here in the mountains but they are faced with most of the mountains protesting against it. So loose every time.

 

[spawn]

Bloody Greenpeace. Always terrorising small businesses.

 

[Goreripper]

We do have a Burger King and a couple of Domino's outlets. And a Michel's Pastisserie. But yeah, the council actually changed the rules so that places like that can't even get council approval here.

 

[Celestial-Todd]

That's what I couldn't understand... how McDonalds was banned but there's a Burger King in Katoomba

Eitherway.... if I had the choice there is plenty of places in the area I'd gladly take over Maccas

 

[Spiff]

But... KFC, people! We can't let those chickens die in vain!

 

[phlogiston]

They're not chickens! They're genetically engineered monstrosities with 4 legs and no head that grow 9 times as fast as normal chickens! Everyone knows that.

 

[Spiff]

But they's still good eatin'.