nevermore forum members greatest quotes

[Tee]

Originally posted by a guy...
Solitude Aeternus!

yay!

 

[Tee]

Originally posted by neal
is that the fat guy that knocked out warrel a few years ago?
-neal

yes, that's the one, and who jumped from the loudspeaker onto the crowd during some concert, and you could hear how he was hitting a guy's head with a mic (after he jumped with his 130 kg, at least). :Smug:

 

[Necromunchkin]

You want my best quote? Just check out the signature.

 

[Captain Beard]

I had thought of a quote to end all your wonderings, but I forgot it. Fuck me and my A.D.D. (No, but I DID forget.)

 

[Sadistik]

How about: "That Sadistik guy posts here once every two weeks or so, but he's by far the coolest person on this board"- Sadistik

 

[Tee]

"well, he has a cool dog"

 

[PlatypusJesus]

"All that you see or seem, is but a dream within a dream."

 

[ZANEX]

Here are some quotes I like, I hope others do as well:

GUITAR SOLOS IN NU-METAL ARE LIKE TURN SIGNALS IN KENTUCKY, NOBODY EVER USES THEM.

- ZANE BROWN (ZANEX)

What a friend of mine told this girl he was dating:

I KNOW THE TRUTH IS IN YOU, BECAUSE IT HASN'T COME OUT YET.

And my personal favorite, what a friend of mine said about this guy who she thought was trustworthy and that owes her money:

YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M NEW AT THIS GAME OF FUCK YOU.

Here's another one:

GOD FAVORS NO GROUP, RELIGIONS DO THAT.

 

[Guerrilla]

Originally sung by Mr. Benton, in dire need of psychiatric help
Ram your religion so far up your ass, till it becomes just a thing of the past.

 

[Captain Beard]

"I don't like Solos, they get in the way of the music."
-- My girlfriend's cousin.

 

[Will Bozarth]

"I like Slipknot for the guitar work."
-this dumbfuck i know