Hey dudes, sorry for the very weird bump. I thought up of this great song idea and I just knew that I had to share it with the members of Symphony X because I know that they read these forums and if I held it in any longer I would start pissing my pants and shit all over the place uncontrollably.
How about tragic song about Romeo's dog?
It can start off with Michael Romeo crying in the park because of the loss of his chiwawa which he named Lil' X. You see, young Lil' X was casually listening to Adrenaline Mob on his 80's Sony stereo cassette deck when Romeo happened to walk in. As soon as he heard just a single 1/32nd note of a Adrenaline Mob song he started uncontrollable puking. "Dear Jesus," said Romeo after he stopped puking, about 10 minutes later, and with great rage in his loins, "what the fuck is this pathetic teenager lyric boring ass un-time signaturey radio pop metal bullshit?" Lil' X was flabbergasted by this response. "Michael," said Lil X', "don't you know this is the band that your lead singer and best buddy Russell Allen is in? He truly believes that this music is much more important than Symphony X's music and that's why you guys haven't toured together or are working on a new album for Symphony X." Romeo felt disgraced, similar to the feeling of when you get the hottest, most breahtakingly beautiful girl in your college class to come to your room at night for some happy fun time and when you finally undress her and insert your elephant trunk into her budding flower bed you cum instantly, completely ruining the entire night and prompting her to tell the whole university that you are a fast jizzer suck face, prompting you to commit suicide in a room of tears. "Russell has every right to relive his 12 year old days and write that type of music, even though it is against every fiber of my musical genius. My god Lil' X, there isn't even any electronically programmed orchestra instruments for damnit!" Lil X' felt a feeling similar to a bowel movement after eating 16 chalupas from Taco Bell. "Michael, you will not sully the name of Sir Russell Allen! He is a sexy beast of a singer whom which I've humped the side of his legs too many times to let you speak badly about!" said Lil X' in a furious tone. "And guess what, Adrenaline Mob's first album alone sold more than all Symphony X albums combined!!!"
Michael could not believe Lil X' just said that. It twisted his nut suck in such a way that if he didn't untwist it just then, a vein would break off and blood + cum would squirting everywhere, which Romeo would then have to lick up. He lunged at Lil' X and started strangling his furry neck. Lil X' tried to fight back, but obviously because he's a toy sized dog he couldn't do shit. Romeo smothered his ass to death, but in Lil X's dying breath he muttered, "..the mob rules."
Just then, Russell Allen walked in with a boner. When Michael looked at Allen, their eyes locked for a straight 7 seconds. Romeo got up, noticed Allen's boner, and being extremely horny from smothering his dog, started to kiss Allen furiously. Michael Romeo and Russell Allen were making out. To tell the truth, Allen liked it at the time because his mind was still in the 12 year old sexually confused state from writing new Adrenaline Mob lyrics just before entering the room, but he quickly snapped out of it. After only 30 straight minutes of making out french style he stopped Romeo, "Dude, what are you DOING?!" he said in a throaty tone, similar to how Phil Anselmo from Pantera sings the song Suicide Note II. Romeo had tears in his eyes when he looked at Allen for a second or two, then he ran out of the room, out of his house and all the way to the park. Oh, he stopped by the candy store and bought some mint drops before he got to the park. At the park, he ate 87 mint drops and cried his heart out. No, not because Allen stopped the making out, but because he just strangled his dog, Lil X'. He remembered when he picked him up from the pound, all dirty and sweaty and just having sex with 14 dogs, but Lil X' was clean, beautiful and still a virgin. Romeo got strangely aroused at this though, jerked the chicken at the park, then fell asleep in a pool of his own man juices.
RIP Lil X'. November 15 to December 15 2013