damnromulans
Klingons do not faint
I'm not on his list. Gonna go do a half assed suicide attempt and post about it on Facebook AND Twitter
Follow me and read about my bodily functions.
I have a Twitter, but haven't posted on it for weeks. That shit takes some serious dedication.
He's lost the plot.
Good news! Got invites to my mom's friend's daughter's bridal shower which is taking place the first Saturday I'm in NY. Gonna bring my cougar friend so she can see how white trash Americans live their lives. These people are seriously Jerry Springer. She has a kid she doesn't want who she routinely says "YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT" to, he is into pyramid selling via Amway, and she is also my good friend's ex (I set them up, didn't realize what a loser she actually is when I did it).
I've only seen "Eraserhead" and while I appreciate what he was trying to do, the legions of blind worshipping fans are enough to make me want to agree with Ozzman
Go to a NASCAR race or trailer park to see what the white trash people are at.
Birth control to me = nutting on a chick's face
These people love NASCAR and complain about going to X Wal-Mart because there are too many black people there. I'm pretty set.
Also I could just go hang out with some of the charmers on my dad's side of the family. The ones who wear overalls to funerals.
I've seen Lost Highway and Blue Velvet and that's enough. I am tempted to give him another shot and check out Mullholland Drive, but whatever.
Birth control to me = nutting on a chick's face