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[Einherjar86]

I love Salma Hayek.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I swear, this video makes me sweating... so hot!

this makes me pitch a tent.

 

[unknown]

salma hayek could be having explosive diarrhea and I'd still get a massive boner

 

[mutantllama]

Explosive diarrhea is a pretty huge turn on.

 

[unknown]

nothing wrong with scat porn



:zombie:

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Currently on a two day awake fest before I fuck off to Asia. Just thought id chime.

 

[damnromulans]

Ten bucks says you pick up skanky hoes and brag about it to your buddies

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Thing is I pick up skanky hoes on a regular basis, the difference is these will say 'Love you long time'.

 

[rms]

you coming to korea man?

 

[damnromulans]

Thing is I pick up skanky hoes on a regular basis, the difference is these will say 'Love you long time'.

You're doomed for disappointment when they can't say "L" sounds

 

[Einherjar86]

In which case he can respond: "No baby, this is the right time."

And they'll say: "Right? As in, sunright?"

 

[mutantllama]

nothing wrong with scat porn



:zombie:

Why not turn that zombie face into a fapping face?

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

you coming to korea man?

No unfortunatly, wanted to but didnt have the time, trip is mainly South East Asia and China. Still gunna be sick.

 

[waif]

Specifically, syphilis.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

I see what you did there.

 

[rms]

my polish girl teaches in China, tell her i love her if you see her? haha

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Hello. I'm still enjoying my time in Spain, though I'm afraid my lack of dancing ability is going to hurt me socially with females. I'm friends with male and female Brazilian people here, and dancing is a big thing for them. I'll try to dance with them, but I fail at it and am no good. I've never been good at dancing, though that's the reason I'm taking a Spanish dance class. I fail at that too, but as long as I improve a little I'll be happy.
So what can I do to compensate for a lack of dancing skills? Because a lot of the time, the notion is that if you can't dance, you can't fuck.
Though the good thing is all these people are still talking to me like nothing happened.

God damnit, you're turning into the next Big Dave.

 

[damnromulans]

Derek, as someone who also cannot dance well, just pretend you can. Confidence, even false confidence, is your friend on the dance floor.

 

[King Richard]

 

[Cythraul]

Derek is way too anxious and neurotic about chicks. Seriously dude, calm down. I don't understand why some guys feel the need to calculate and obsessively mull over everything they do around women.