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[The Ozzman]

Except you've probably never done this.

You're right, I didn't nut on her face. I nutted on other parts of her body though.

 

[Vimana]

1. Nutting

To vandalize a private property by throwing several boxes of donuts and various confections at it; including on the lawn, roof, porch, car, etc. Nutting's popularity stems from how quick it is; over 100 donuts can be discarded in about a minute and a half.

Um.

 

[The Ozzman]

Shut the fuck up

edit: though the image of doing that to a naked chick when she expects someone to actually nut on her is hilarious

 

[Valerie]

It doesn't count if she's sleeping.

 

[The Ozzman]

Haters gon' hate

 

[Vimana]

I don't think Oz has the dexterity and level of overall skill to masturbate quietly, seeing as he makes monkey noises when he does.

 

[The Ozzman]

I knew someone was watching me...

Though, I'm pretty dexterous for a fat dude

 

[Vimana]

Unnaturally dexterous fat dudes ftw.

 

[Onder]

It doesn't count if she's sleeping.

You know Valerie, I like your e-personality and w/e and, you know, I'd really like to meet you one day, seeing you wake up w/ my semen over your face saying "that doesn't count, I don't have to wash that of" and going all over the city w/ my cum over your face and I'd be like, "not my cum, but still hanging out w/ her" knowing it's actually my semen all the time. That would be awesome. I'd make a movie w/ this story including scene w/ me and you lasting for at least two hours and I'd have some major fucking time doing that.

 

[Valerie]

I hope you don't mind if I sig that.

Nevermind, the quote is too long. That was good though.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Hi five.

 

[wandering_taco]

This made me lol

 

[SentinelSlain]

old gif is old

 

[wandering_taco]

sorry ive never seen it I just stumbled upon it.

 

[King Richard]

I'm seriously in prog overload here boys and giyls.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

"nutting" just sounds wierd as hell.
chicks like it when you put it on their face.

 

[mutantllama]

What the hell, they took Ashbury off of metal archives

 

[wandering_taco]

lol how do you know that krig

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

done it....

 

[Dak]

I totally forgot, the Texas Roadhouse in town has a Krig doppleganger. I had him for a waiter, total mindfuck.