Diversification. Bonds and stocks (and I guess metal if you really give a shit about it since Dakryn will inevitably come in and orgasm over talking about precious metals when, while he's right, I really don't give a shit about it). With stocks, try emerging markets ETFs and index funds. You can invest in bond ETFs as well.
I would come back with some shot at the Bengals but it's not right to makes jokes about the disabled.