I was talking to my friend the other day about this chick he wants to bang. He was asking me how he should approach her about it either physically or verbally. I told him, "Dude, just say you have to go get something in the other room real fast and when you return have your dick hanging out of your pants. See how long it takes her to realize it and how she reacts."
As if it weren't clear enough yet, I was merely joking. I even used the line from Achorman 60% of the time it works all the time. Evidently, my friend didn't get the memo that I was joking soooooo, he did it. And it worked. Now he's thanking me for the idea and thinks it was genius but I don't have the heart (mostly ego) to tell him I was just joking.