no earthquake thread?

[unknown]

FINE
I'm fine, and I'm sure Seraphim is fine



...and Valerie...I know she lives somewhere in SoCal

 

[waif]

there was an earthquake?
whatever. there are earthquakes all the time there.

 

[unknown]

yeah. it was a 5.4 here in los angeles. I like this quote from CNN:

A more serious quake is expected within the next 30 years, according a study sponsored by the USGS and published in April in Science Daily. The USGS said there was a 99 percent chance of California having a magnitude 6.7 or larger within the next 30 years.

yay. that's what we get for living on top of a huge, very active fault.

 

[Valerie]

FINE
I'm fine, and I'm sure Seraphim is fine



...and Valerie...I know she lives somewhere in SoCal

Uh, about 8 years ago I did


SF bay area ftw.

 

[waif]

yeah. it was a 5.4 here in los angeles. I like this quote from CNN:



yay. that's what we get for living on top of a huge, very active fault.

how big is a 5.4? richter goes to 12, with 1 being barely noticable and 12 being armafuckinggeddon, yes? so a 5.4 is like stuff getting nocked off shelves and stuff, right?
or I could google this shit

Can cause major damage to poorly constructed buildings over small regions. At most slight damage to well-designed buildings.

ok. so not much to worry about, i guess. and of course you get worse in the next 30 years.

 

[unknown]

plus, Mammoth mountain is a volcano, so there's that too


never a dull moment in LA

 

[Vitor]

we don't get this crap here.

 

[The Ozzman]

No earthquake thread because no one cares about southern California

we don't get this crap here.

Actually, you do

 

[Vimana]

Or here.

edit: @ CG

 

[waif]

No earthquakes or hurricanes in NE.
Some storms, occasional tornado warnings, but nothing too bad.

 

[The Ozzman]

Earthquakes happen everywhere. Some are just too small to register on any geological surveys

 

[Vimana]

Like Ozz's dick.

 

[The Ozzman]

Mine registers to your mother

 

[waif]

A penis large enough to register on a geological survey would simply be way too big. No woman would desire such a penis.

 

[Vitor]

we don't get hurricanes, earthquakes, tornados, storms, michael jackson...

 

[The Ozzman]

You get earthquakes. Do some research.

 

[supseudonymous]

No woman would desire such a penis.

That doesn't matter tbh. Its sheer size would cause incidental penetration/impalement during the course of everyday activities.

 

[Vitor]

You get earthquakes. Do some research.

i'm here and i've never felt nothing since my birth

 

[waif]

@kil: that's true. but ejaculation would be difficult, although if it was achieved fertilization would almost inevitably result.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]