No matter what you say...

[Captain Beard]

BELGIANS EAT CHOCOLATE AND WAFFLES ALL DAY
EVERY BELGIAN SELLS WATCHES

 

[El Stormo]

I thought that were the Swiss?

 

[Captain Beard]

its the fucking Dutch I tell you. You and your Jesus beer. So delicious, tempting me... DAMN YOU ALL.

 

[El Stormo]

I'm not Dutch. The Dutch have crappystinkybeer.

 

[Captain Beard]

No, they have the watches.
I don't like Dutch beer, I'm talking about your monks. Jesus died to bring me good beer!

 

[El Stormo]

Well, at least he died for something then

 

[Captain Beard]

Thats about all hes worth.

 

[RedKef]

I don't like generic power metal, but I like distinctive power metal.

 

[El Stormo]

Hey now! You weren't supposed to steer this thread back on topic!

 

[fading]

All right who took back control of the wheel?

 

[fading]

French Fries dipped in Tarter sauce...mmm...mmm!

 

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

i heard belgians are all pedophile of course :S

 

[El Stormo]

i heard belgians are all pedophile of course :S

Heh. We don't have any more paedophiles than the rest of the world. The only difference is that our cops actually find them.

 

[RedKef]

but I poop from there...

 

[Kvlt Wench]

So last night I went to my friends house after work, and we just sat around drinking beers and eating mint chocolate chip ice cream. We watched an episode of Digimon on tv, and then Clerks was on (one of those fancy satellite channels with no commercials), and THEN there was this movie called Carlito's Angels which was basically just three ghetto Mexican chicks acting like cholas.

And then I took an pleasant bus trip through the ghettro at 3 in the morning.