Nutella > most things

[Captain Beard]

Half fat and half sugar, it seems.

 

[Malergion]

It's Italian.

 

[Captain Beard]

Yes, and not the least bit healthy.

 

[Galiral]

i can die happy with a nutella jar in my hands

 

[Captain Beard]

And a giant boner?

 

[Galiral]

sure! it's the number 2

 

[Captain Beard]

What about #5?

 

[Galiral]

a dildo

 

[Galiral]

i love english grammar mistakes

 

[Captain Beard]

Where are they?

 

[Galiral]

in my pants

 

[Captain Beard]

Well stop touching them, you're making it worse.

 

[Galiral]

i can't. they're stronger than me

 

[Captain Beard]

Ok, fine, touch them more.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

It's awesome but the 30g of fat per serving makes me enjoy it very rarely.

 

[Captain Beard]

Yeah, thats a bit excessive.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Toast some toast and then put Nutella on it and it's all melty and warm and goood mmmmmm.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Yeah, thats a bit excessive.

I think it's more around 15g of fat. Anyway, your definition as half fat and half sugar was dead on accurate.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

i have a jar in my cupboard right now and i think i will eat it.

 

[Captain Beard]

Do it. DO IT. FUCKING DO IT! DO IT NOW!