Nutella > most things

[Chromatose]

MAU MAU!! DI DI MAU!!!

 

[Captain Beard]

Shoot... me...

 

[Galiral]

Who's the leader of the club
That's made for you and me
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
Hey! there, Hi! there, Ho! there
You're as welcome as can be
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

 

[Captain Beard]

You got girlfriend vietnam?

 

[Kvlt Wench]

You look like you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

 

[Galiral]

it's too far away

 

[Captain Beard]

I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk!

 

[Kvlt Wench]

What is your major malfunction, private?

 

[Captain Beard]

Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?

 

[Malergion]

Evwy'ting you wan'!

 

[Captain Beard]

What we have here, my little yellow sister, is a prime example of Alabama black snake!

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Holy dogshit, Texas?! Only steer and queers come from Texas, and you sure don't look like a steer to me!

 

[Captain Beard]

I do not look down on my pals, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Are you quitting on me?! Well, are you?! Then quit, you slimy walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off my obstacle!

 

[lad]

Holy dogshit, Texas?! Only steer and queers come from Texas, and you sure don't look like a steer to me!

Do you suck dicks? Are you a peter puffer?

Yeah Nutella's shit hot, might have some tonight even. Personally, though, I'll always be more of a crunchy peanut butter guy.

 

[Captain Beard]

What ever you do don't fall down, that would break my fucking heart!

 

[Malergion]

Dis be my rifle. What it is, Mama! Dere are many likes it, but dis one be MINE. My rifle be my best homey. It be my life. What it is, Mama! ah' must masta' it as ah' must masta' my life. What it is, Mama! My rifle widout me be useless. Widout mah' rifle, ah' am useless. ah' must fire mah' rifle true. What it is, Mama! ah' must shoot straighta' dan mah' enemy who be tryin' t'kill me. What it is, Mama! ah' must shoot him befo'e he shoots me. What it is, Mama! ah' will...

 

[Kvlt Wench]

If God wanted you up there, he would've miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?

 

[Captain Beard]

I want that head so sanitary and squared away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump!

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I admire your honesty. Hell I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister!