Official Joke Thread <--- post your worst jokes here

[xenophobe]

What do Saddam Hussien and General Custer have in common?









































They were both overheard saying "Where the fuck are all these tomahawks coming from?!?!"





War sucks.

 

[Static]

Q: What is green and can sing show tunes?
















































A: ...an alien show tune performer.


:zombie:

 

[IanDork107]

What do you call the chicken crossing the road?











































Poultry in motion.

 

[Static]

Q: What did the man say to the duck?















































A: Hello.


:zombie:

 

[IanDork107]

What did static say to the sheep?








































Don't worry, it'll be over in 30 seconds anyway.

 

[Static]

Q: What did the sheep say in reply?



















































A: :zombie:

 

[Powerslave]

Q: :zombie: ?

















A: :zombie:

 

[Static]

:zombie: @ powerslave.










!?!?!?!?!? Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!

 

[maximilian]

Q: why don't soccer players ever get hot?




A: because of all the fans !

 

[S4R]

The world's worst joke and the world's worst pun are synonyms.

 

[yourdeadgroom]

What's the definition of making love?







Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.

 

[Mosh Kosh]

Student1: the bells gone

student2: where?

 

[Rusty]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again - this is the best non-joke ever:


- "My snake's got no nose."

- "How does it smell??"

- "It uses its tongue."

 

[0peth]

whats brown and sticky?


















a brown stick

 

[Rusty]

What's pink and fluffy?


















Pink fluff.

*yawn*

 

[Kushantaiidan]

Q. Why did the pope choose the red car?







A. Because clowns sometimes boats.

 

[Klaha]

Q. Why do gentleman only cry somtimes?






A. I dont know?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Kushantaiidan]

Q. Why do you jeapodize the mission?








A. WHY CAN WE FRY?!?!

 

[Lethe78]

What did static say to the sheep?


Don't worry, it'll be over in 30 seconds anyway.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! That's too funny.

 

[midwintertears]

Whats black and blue and lies in a forest?























A rape victim.
black humour, eh?






OK OK its just a JOKE!!