Official Joke Thread <--- post your worst jokes here

[Katatonic]

Q: Whats big and green and will kill you when it jumps out of a tree?

























A: A golf course

 

[GreatPhoenix]

why is limp bizkit so popular?

















cuz every1 is in agreeance that OMG ROFL fred is so sexc!!!!!111
~LiMp BiZkIt RuLeZzZzZz~

 

[Katatonic]

what do cows like to do in their spare time?

















































































































































go to the MOO-vies!!!