Simply tell jokes in this thread. I'll start you off:
Saddam Hussein asked his son where his CD's wewre and his son answered "in your bag dad.
Saddam Hussein asked his son where his CD's wewre and his son answered "in your bag dad.
The official joke thread
- Thread starter Profanity
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-Gavin-
Gavornator
DeathPact
Packed with death
Leandro
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DeathPact
Packed with death
haha just jk man, anyway heres a stupid one i just came up with,
What did the one Emo say to the other?
I promise, Slash my wrists and hope to die
What did the one Emo say to the other?
I promise, Slash my wrists and hope to die
Missiles
Confusing avatar! :O
Noble Viking
Aka Herman Li
Missiles
Confusing avatar! :O
Sinister Mephisto
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Noble Viking said:
Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Becuase it was also dead
Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was tied to the second monkey. *budum cha!*
DoodgeGant
Individual Fruit Trifle
TheTechnogoat
Protean
-Gavin-
Gavornator
-Gavin-
Gavornator
A paedophile and a 12 year old girl are walking through a park at night. The girl says 'it's scary in here'. The paedophile says 'you're telling me, I've got to walk back on my own'.
-Gavin-
Gavornator
TheTechnogoat
Protean
Why is prostitution a much better business than drug dealing?
because you can wash your crack and sell it again.
because you can wash your crack and sell it again.
Heavenscent
FUCKIN' YAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!
What happens does the sign at the forrests?
At 14:35 all elephants fall from the trees.
Why do crocodiles have flat snouts?
They can only read analogue clocks.
At 14:35 all elephants fall from the trees.
Why do crocodiles have flat snouts?
They can only read analogue clocks.
Turbo
Natursekt Black Metal
Profanity said:Why is prostitution a much better business than drug dealing?
because you can wash your crack and sell it again.
Fucking hell, Roy Chubby Brown, you're bangin' them out today.
