The official joke thread

[damn delicious]

what does a blind, deaf, dumb and mentally retarded kid get for christmas?

cancer

haha thats horrible, yet amusing.

 

[Profanity]

Let'sa get some Christmas Humour started.

 

[DoodgeGant]

David Beckham on the phone to Micheal Jackson :

David : So anyway Mikey I was wondering if you would love to come to my birthday party, my wife and I have always been a fan of you music! I am hosting the party on my sailing ship please inform me if you are interested
Micheal : Why sure David! I'd love to come on your little Cruz!

 

[Profanity]

^ good attempt but it didn't quite make it as a joke.

 

[DoodgeGant]

^ good attempt but it didn't quite make it as a joke.

At least I dont laugh at my own jokes...

 

[Profanity]

because you know they don't quite make it as funny. I know mine do.

 

[DoodgeGant]

because you know they don't quite make it as funny. I know mine do.

Considering you didn't even invent the joke.

 

[Profanity]

Well I invented this christmas one?

Why did Christians steal a Pagan festival to celebrate the birth of Jesus?

because they couldn't afford their own and had to pay Ann for a festival.