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[-Gavin-]

Womens rights.

 

[Missiles]

What is kid without arms and legs on the roof of a car?

A Transformer.

 

[Necrö]

what does a blind, deaf, dumb and mentally retarded kid get for christmas?

cancer

 

[-Gavin-]

what does a blind, deaf, dumb and mentally retarded kid get for christmas?

cancer

LOL

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

what does a blind, deaf, dumb and mentally retarded kid get for christmas?

cancer

Best thing about your jew-joke is that you're German

 

[Ralf]

Ralf should get on here with his jew jokes

Ready for duty!

Auschwitz Kommander told jews that anyone who can climb up the wall will recieve german citizenship and will be free to go.
Many tried, no one succeeded. But there was this woman with a little son still waiting for their turn. So the boy starts climbing, right after him his mother. Somehow he managed to climb the wall! His mother looks up at her son standing on the top and asks for help "Son! Help me!", "Fuck off, jew!"

 

[Hrafn]

 

[Ralf]

What is the favourite book of jews?


"Gone with the wind"

 

[Necrö]

i know something similar:
Auschwitz Kommander and another soldier told the jews, that whoever gets to the other side of the giant pool in front of them will get german citizenship and will be freed. many tried, but no one succeeded. the last one almost reached the other side, but then he drowned. the soldier turned to the Kommander and said: "Kommander, we got a new record in acid swimming!"

 

[Ralf]

i know something similar:
Auschwitz Kommander and another soldier told the jews, that whoever gets to the other side of the giant pool in front of them will get german citizenship and will be freed. many tried, but no one succeeded. the last one almost reached the other side, but then he drowned. the soldier turned to the Kommander and said: "Kommander, we got a new record in acid swimming!"

it know it this way:

Auschwitz Kommander and another soldier told the jews, that whoever gets to the other side of the giant pool of acid in front of them will get german citizenship and will be freed. many tried, but no one succeeded. the last one reached the other side, already started going out whole burned and half dead. then soldier turned to the Kommander and said: "Kommander, it was a false start"

 

[Turbo]

at last a few decent jokes.

 

[Necrö]

btw: is this the thing from eurotrip in your sig?

 

[Ralf]

yes

 

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[Lola]

Knock Knock
-who's there
Little Boy Blue
-Little Boy Blue who?

.....Michael Jackson

 

[Profanity]

Why aren't Iron Maiden as popular as they used to be?

because society has got weaker and Maidens can't be as rough as they once were.

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

What do you get if you cross a hyena with an iguan?












Lolzilla

 

[Profanity]

Why are people with Bronchitis so powerful?

because they can fly like a kite.

 

[damn delicious]

Why is prostitution a much better business than drug dealing?

because you can wash your crack and sell it again.

haha that was awesome.

 

[Profanity]

most of my jokes are.