An Idiots Guide to Religions and Philosophies
How do the major religion practioners react when they step into shit?
Confucianism: Confucius says "Sometimes you happen to step into shit;
Taoism: Sometimes you happen to step into shit;
Islam: If you step into shit, it was by Allah`s will;
Buddism: If you step into shit, then thats not REALLY shit;
Catholicism: You stepped into shit because you are a sinner;
Calvinism: You step into shit because you are lazy;
Judaism: Why is it US who step into shit?;
Luteranism: if you stepped into shit Believe and you will never step in it again;
Presbiterianism: If someone has to step into shit, let it be me;
Zen: what is "shit"?;
Jesuits: If you step into shit and noone sees it... does it REALLY stink?
Christian Science: if you stepped into shit, dont worry, it will just go away;
Hedonism: If you stepped into shit - be happy!;
7th Day Adventist: Only on Saturday you wont step into shit;
Hare Krishna: Shit... Nit... Dit.. RAMA LAMA DING DONG;
Rastafarians: Dude, smoke some of this SHIT;
Hinduism: I think I already stepped in this shit once;
Atheism: There is nothing to step into;
Agnosticism: Maybe I did step in it, maybe I didnt;
Stoicism: So I stepped into this shit. So what? I dont care;
Jehovas Witness: Let us into your house and we will explain to you WHY you step into shit.