Official Off Topic Thread

[Matt]

both shit was funny.

 

[Horus]

They forgot Islam #4:
If shit happens, blame America.

The best ones were the ones where it just stopped being religions for a little while. Darwinism to Impressionism.

Darwinism: This shit was once food.
Capitalism: That's MY shit.
Communism: It's everybody's shit.
Feminism: Men are shit.
Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us...
Commercialism: Let's package this shit.
Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.

 

[DoomsdayZach]

and nihilism. no shit.

 

[Anonymous]

That reminds me of a joke..

-How many Existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a cosmos of nothingness.

 

[Kenneth R.]

that was pretty funny shit.

 

[turke]

They forgot Islam #4:
If shit happens, blame America.

"If shit happens, blame every muslim in the world".

 

[Horus]

-How many Existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a cosmos of nothingness.

Wow. I saw this and dropped to the floor, dying with laughter. This was far beyond just roflmfao.

 

[Horus]

Also.....
"Real Fact" #154:
Americans spend more than $630 Million a year on GOLF BALLS!!!

 

[SilentRealm]

That reminds me of a joke..

-How many Existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a cosmos of nothingness.

- thats brilliant!! I just hope I can remember all that to tell it again to someone at some point.

 

[SilentRealm]

"If shit happens, blame every muslim in the world".

Bushism: "If shit happens, stamp out a small country"

 

[Horus]

- thats brilliant!! I just hope I can remember all that to tell it again to someone at some point.

It's in my sig, so don't worry.

 

[War_Blade]

^trying to get cyber........
























again....

 

[Time-Machinist]

They forgot Islam #4:
If shit happens, blame America.

Correct. But the reason is not simple. Oh, i don't want to get deep into these matters. Stupidity, ignorence and hypocrisy always found its way. Some time ago, i chose passive resistance instead of thinking about these matters.

Then, let's rock'n roll

 

[Tubbs]

I've got bad news... my 7 year old pc appears to be dying...

I won't be posting as often anymore until I get a new one. I'll be posting on my dad's pc... it's pretty sad, really.

 

[RobbM]

Whats wrong with it?

 

[Horus]

Can't you read? ITS 7 FUCKING YEARS OLD!!!!


I wonder how Jax is doing.

 

[OfSinsAndShred]

I wonder how Jax is doing.

It's sad, but I thought the same thing when I was on the forum earlier.

 

[Jax]

I'm fine, thanks, it's sweet of you to care.

 

[Matt]

if shit happens, invade a country and make a sad attempt to establish a democracy there while getting blown to shit in the process, and blame all of it on false intelligence.

 

[Horus]

I'm fine, thanks, it's sweet of you to care.

You're welcome. How did things go/ are things going with your long lost family members?