Official Off Topic Thread

Montu Sekhmet said:
You can't date two people. I tried that and someting bad happened

sure ya can.. you just cant sleep with them or you'll be labelled a slut :p

Taliwakker said:
Did you let him get to first base?

yeah but thats coz i was a bit drunk.. he went for the grope before i had time to protest :lol: or is that second base.. *scratches head*
 
^ isnt kissing first base, boob grope second base and sex third base? more like in this day and age, kissing AND boob grope is first base, touching..more places, is second, and well you know the rest..
 
Home run ? Hmmm, i think it is the thing you do when your blind date turns out to be someone like this:

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No no no, you guys have it all wrong! I'll break it down for you:

1st base: Kissing
2nd base: Above the belt activities, for example, boob groping, as seen in SR's case.
3rd base: Below the belt activities, for example, a handjob
Home run: sex.

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