Ok, story time from my weekend.
We had band practice on saturday night, and as is the case we started talking about nerdy shit. Naturally, the topic of the Zelda series came up (probably because out of nowhere i asked Jason, the singer, "Dude, remember Zelda 2?"). Well, practice didn't go so well becasue we hadn't played in about 2 weeks together, one guitarist was absent and I proceeded to get drunk before practice ended, as i did not have to make the journey back home that evening. No matter, we still ruled, but we rule harder when Robbie and I are not a mess.
Anyhow, we fired up the Gamecube afterwords so I could show Jason how to destroy Zelda 2. I was pretty drunk when I started, But after i was done (made it to the end of the third temple then hit the wrong button which took me to the save screen... doh!) there were an extra 10 or so beer bottles and cans at my side (this is after the 5 or 6 during practice, mind you). By the time i entered the third temple, i could not see what was going on. I was seeing double so bad that i ended up playing the end of level two and most of level three with one eye closed and sitting about 3 feet away from the tv. And i still dominated. Fuck, i rule at that game. Childhood well spent.