Kenneth R.
Cináed
everyone should check out moonsorrow under penalty of death.
Oh, and speaking of gambling, the following anecdote:
My girlfriend's aunt used to play the lottery every day. For 30 years, she picked the same 5 (or however many) numbers. Every day. She never won. But one day, she could not make it to the gas station (she had some other pressing engagement or was sick or out of town, I can't remember correctly. She couldn't go.) so she gave a dollar to her mother-in-law and told her to play this game and pick these 5 numbers.
Her mother-in-law (let me preface this by saying I HATE HATE HATE when people act this way, no matter the situation, it is so fucking stupid and I wish they would just listen instead of thinking they know better and that they can show you up or think for you cause they're so effing smart.) ...
Anyway, her mother-in-law went and saw the tickets at the counter, asked the clerk about them, decided to buy a different game (because it was two plays for a dollar, so double the chances! I'm so smart teehee.) And she picked different numbers (why's the old bag play the same boring old numbers anyway right?)
Well turns out, those same old numbers won the 50 million dollar jackpot that day and my girlfriend's aunt was about as fucking pissed as anyone would be who just got handed a check for 50mil and someone running by tore it in half.
Oh, and speaking of gambling, the following anecdote:
My girlfriend's aunt used to play the lottery every day. For 30 years, she picked the same 5 (or however many) numbers. Every day. She never won. But one day, she could not make it to the gas station (she had some other pressing engagement or was sick or out of town, I can't remember correctly. She couldn't go.) so she gave a dollar to her mother-in-law and told her to play this game and pick these 5 numbers.
Her mother-in-law (let me preface this by saying I HATE HATE HATE when people act this way, no matter the situation, it is so fucking stupid and I wish they would just listen instead of thinking they know better and that they can show you up or think for you cause they're so effing smart.) ...
Anyway, her mother-in-law went and saw the tickets at the counter, asked the clerk about them, decided to buy a different game (because it was two plays for a dollar, so double the chances! I'm so smart teehee.) And she picked different numbers (why's the old bag play the same boring old numbers anyway right?)
Well turns out, those same old numbers won the 50 million dollar jackpot that day and my girlfriend's aunt was about as fucking pissed as anyone would be who just got handed a check for 50mil and someone running by tore it in half.