Official Question-Answer Thread

[mousewings]

A: Rotting Christ's Genesis and I don't download albums.

Q: How about you?

 

[hyena]

a: bought u2's collection and d/l'ed paolino paperino band's pislas.

q: should we just stop?

 

[Malaclypse]

the forum? no.

give a reason.

 

[Dark_Jester]

Because I'm back and totally awesome.

Is that a good enough reason?

 

[Arch]

Welcome back.

A: Yes, good enough reason.

Q: How many e-mail addresses do you have?

 

[rahvin]

A: three, but i only use one for work-related mails and another for everything else.

Q: why is everyone ignoring my pineapples/love/neglect thread?

 

[Dark_Jester]

A: I'm not, give me time

Q: I am about to make stew for dinner tonight. The question of utmost, earth-shattering importance for today is: should I add cabbage as well as the suede and carrots, or no cabbage today?

 

[rahvin]

A: yes, cabbage. cabbage is good for your sense of smell, e.g., you will learn to avoid people who have been eating cabbage.

Q: i'm not sure whether someone who lives far from me is sick/hurt or just ignoring me. should i give them the cold shoulder in a ridiculous attempt to preserve some dignity, or swallow my pride and try to make sure they're ok?

 

[Dark_Jester]

A: Make sure they're ok. You can increase your dignity by knowing that you put your concern for people above your pride.

Q: How many melons doesn't it take to not not change a lightbulb? Or, alternatively, why are M&M's more important to physicists than maltesers?

 

[rahvin]

A: you mean physicists don't care for maltesers as much as they do for m&m's, or that maltesers don't care for m&m's as much as physicists do? in either case, the answer is that m&m's give you cancer.

Q: more opinions about my previous dilemma? ben is such a warm-hearted guy, i can't really trust him too much with this

 

[Hiljainen]

A: depends by why you think this person is ignoring you and stuff like this, but i'd go for the make sure they're ok part. i'm very warm-hearted too anyway

Q: do pineapples change lightbulbs too even if they're not on pizza?

 

[rahvin]

A: pineapple peelers are perfect for changing lightbulbs, but trying it with one or more of the sweet fruits would only result in the surrounding environment becoming very pineapple-scented. a marvelous result without a doubt, but darkness stays darkness nonetheless.

Q: is it ok if after doing as hilj and ben told me and verifying there was no reason for me to worry i hereby proceed to peel the both of them?

 

[Dark_Jester]

A: Pineapples both change the lightbulb AND turn it on
A2: Yep

Q: So I'm the only person who heard that a prank on a physics teacher helped disprove the notion that atoms are circular? Apparently, they're more likely to be the ellipsical shape of an M&M, as they fit together more perfectly when randomly put in a structure than circular constructs do. Therefore, my question is:
Has anyone seen my pen?

 

[Hiljainen]

A: the pen is on the table, the cat is in the fridge, the ice cream is under the bed :Spin:

Q: should i at least get a hug before i go do 3 hours straight of maths at school?

 

[Dark_Jester]

A: Yes (hug)

Q: Should I have lunch?

 

[rahvin]

A: no. starve. it's a protest against my tyrannical reign of tears on this board.

Q: is the reign/rain of tears joke still funny?

 

[Dark_Jester]

Nope, we need a reign of reindeer.

Seriously, where will we get some reigndeer?

 

[Hiljainen]

A: yes
A2: we'll get reigndhere here

Q: why does rahvin want to peel ben and then make him starve?

 

[Arch]

A: It appears to be a power struggle.

Q: Have you heard the new leaked songs from In Flames?

 

[hyena]

a: no.

q: why is life tough?