Official Question-Answer Thread

[Arch]

A: A horse/pony. That is, if they want it.

Q: Will you tell your kids about "the birds and the bees"? (talk to them about sex)

 

[Naku ist krig]

a: "when i have kids" i wille tell them about Jenna And Rocco.

q: do think it is unappropriate to laugh if a blind comedian tells a joke about his blindness?

 

[Arch]

A: No.

Q: If you cloned your sibling and have sex with the clone, will it still be considered incest?

 

[Northern Lights]

A: it ought to be, since you still share genes...

Q: am I wrong?

 

[JackhammerRape]

ask the majority of the deep south of America, and they'll probably claim you are

i have no idea.

Q: is NL wrong?

 

[Northern Lights]

A: well if the inbred rednecks say I'm wrong, then I probably am, since they're always right and know just how to live

Q: Are they right?

 

[Dark_Jester]

A: Hur hur...bubba pick corn in a pick-up truck.

Q: Hur hur...pa?

 

[Northern Lights]

A: No bubba, that's a tree with a hole in it, don't frighten the squirrels like that.

Q: Aren't squirrels cute?

 

[Dark_Jester]

A: Yep, we have a family of them in the tree behind the house. Three of the little ones were playing on the lawn

Q: Do YOU have a squirrel tree?

 

[Arch]

A: Not sure. Sometimes I see squirrel running around my tree.

Q: Which animal is smarter? Cats or dogs?

 

[Dark_Jester]

A: Dogs...people say cats are aloof, but I think it's more they don't have the ability to adapt and learn that dogs do. Whoever trained a cat to count?

Q: Agree?

 

[rahvin]

A: agreed. in addition to that, dogs understand the importance of cooperation, while cats don't. appreciating the spirit of team as opposed to going solo all the time is more evolved.

Q: giraffes or vampires?

 

[Dark_Jester]

A: Vampires would win every time. Look how much neck a giraffe has!

Q: Vampire or a regiment of zombies?

 

[rahvin]

A: vampires, because faster always wins.

Q: a regiment of zombies or a rabid koala?

 

[Northern Lights]

A: I believe in the power of the rabid koala

Q: a rabid zombie, a regiment of koalas or a giraffe that is a vampire?

 

[Delirious]

a: a regiment of rabid koala zombies in command of a giraffe that is a vampire.

q: wouldn´t you rather replace all of the above with a fluffy penguin?

 

[Legende]

A: No, they think they are the shit and give big painful pecks on your head while they can't even fucking walk

Q: Would you rather fight with a grizzly bear naked (and certainly lose and get your ass kicked like hell was in broken bones) or have sex with it?

 

[DeepInMisery]

A: both alternatives stink (I'd rather hug it )

Q: why is NL a miffo all of a sudden?

 

[Dark_Jester]

A: I don't know :Erm:

Q: What's a miffo?

 

[DeepInMisery]

A: it's swedish slang.. means something like: freak.. dunno, ask someone to translate it better

Q: would you like to be a miffo?