Official Question-Answer Thread

[Tranquillian]

@ Arch: A big amount if its pics, a small amount if its movies.


Q: Pirates or cowboys?

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

Pirates without a doubt.

Should I have shaved all my facial hair off except for a moustache that makes me look like a child molester?

 

[Arch]

About 1/2 the amount are movies.

A: Have a beard. Good chefs have beards for some reason.

Q: What makes you happy?

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

You do Arch .

What makes you horny?

 

[Arch]

A: Midget pr0n!

Q: You?

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

Anything with dead bodies and vaseline.

Do you read the news paper?

 

[JackhammerRape]

^seconds that notion.. ah, the urge to crack open a cold one.


A: Yes, i read the Guardian, The Daily Mail, and sometimes the Metro if i'm on the train

Q: same?

 

[Arch]

A: No. 1. I'm too lazy and cheap. 2. I rarely believe what I read nowadays. 3. I stop caring about the world.

Q: What magazines do you read (if you read any)?

 

[JackhammerRape]

heh, i usually spend about £30 a month on magazines (i like to read, so sue me)

PC gamer, PC Pro, PC Zone, Combat, Martial Arts Monthly, Terrorizer, Metal Hammer, BSH (Backstreet Heroes (Custom Motorbikes)), Edge, Total Film, Empire, and occasionally Mens Health.

Q: you?

 

[Tranquillian]

Close-up magazine, PC Gamer, Metal wire, Rock hard, Sweden Rock Magazine, Super Play.

You?

 

[Thanatos]

A: sometimes I go to a tobacco store and read magazines there, you can't beat my cheapness

Q: right?

 

[Arch]

A: Right.

Q: Are you right, left, or both handed?

 

[Kovenant84]

Right.

You?

~Kov.

 

[Arch]

A: Right handed.

Q: You?

~Arch.

 

[Child of Time]

Very righthanded. Phear my lefthanded writing.

you?

 

[MagSec4]

Right-handed all the way baby!
hmm.. I just tried writing with my left hand and it looks retarded : D

A2: 'Stuff' magazine. Greatest magazine ever!

Q: If you were to be reincarnated in any living thing once you died, what would you have yourself come back as?

 

[FrostGiant]

A: A catfish

Q: If your toilet was backed up and you had no plunger, what would you do?
(seriously, I need to know. My toilet is backed up.)

 

[MagSec4]

A: Leave it and move to Finland or Sweden.

EDIT: Hahahahah. Alright, well.. after sitting there and taking my mocking laughter for a minute or so without protest, you can arrange to invest in an anti-clog product, such as LiquidPlumber or Drano.


Q: If you were forced to become a teacher (whether you actually want to be one or not) what would you (like to) teach?

 

[rahvin]

A:
a. call a plumber
b. try to remove obstruction by inserting other object similar to a plunger
c. empty toilet by means of bucket, close water supply, pour liquid substance likely to remove possible cause of obstruction.

A2: italian

Q: if you were forced to become a plumber whether you like it or not, what would you like to teach?

 

[FrostGiant]

Shit, now I gotta move.

A: Art

Q: Why am I still awake?