Official Question-Answer Thread

[Ethereal Sage]

A: No. I want this body to be destroyed.

Q: What is a quibble?

 

[Rusty]

A: In the glove box. Aha.
A2: A small complaint maybe?

Q: Okay, I dunno. Where are they then?

 

[Ethereal Sage]

A: Behind you.

Q: SHould I be bothered to edit my last post to make it fit in?

 

[Rusty]

A: No, I'd have to edit mine too.

Q: How often do you write out a post and then decide not to submit it after all?

 

[Dark_Jester]

A: Most of the time on here lately.

Q: Should I step in as board leader to fill the current power vacuum with piratic power metal puns?

 

[Rusty]

A: Only if said puns are so terrible they're hilarious.

Q: Does anyone else really like those sorts of puns?

 

[Dark_Jester]

A: I do. Do I count?

Q: Should I change my name to 'The Pirate Jester'? I'm not very dark.

 

[Rusty]

A: I think "The Pirate Jester" isn't quite right.

Q: How about something like "The Piratical Jester" or "The Jesting Pirate" or "ARRRRR ME HEARTIES *rings tinkly bells*"?

 

[Dark_Jester]

A: Ok, what about One-eyed Jester?

Q: So, how about it?

 

[Rusty]

A/Q: Are people allowed to nickname you Patch?

 

[Dark_Jester]

A: Maybe, but I'll wear one if I have to.

Q: Should I post myself in pirate gear?

 

[Rusty]

A/Q: You mean wear pirate gear while you post, or post a picture of you in pirate gear?

 

[Dark_Jester]

A: The latter.

Q: Well?

 

[Rusty]

A: I'd like a combination. Post a picture of you posting on here wearing pirate gear. If not that, then yes you should definitely post a pic.

Q: How much pirate gear do you have?

 

[Dark_Jester]

A: Eyepatch, bandana, pirate shirt.

Q: You?

 

[Rusty]

A: Nothing, unfortunately, unless I can get away with the telescope that's in my room. :/

Q: Can I?

 

[King Chaos]

A: I used to have a hook... But now I own nothing... apart from maybe a patch
@Rusty: I think you should get away with that... pirates probably start out looking rather dapper but as the months pass they get progressively more ragged, so just hold on to the telescope and try to pilage some people with sharp sticks and Im sure the other accesories will arrive on there own accord .

Q: Whats your favourite pirate(ish) powermetal or just pirate metal?

 

[Malaclypse]

is there anything except running wild? anyway, that's surely no favorite of me...

how much do you drink per day?

 

[King Chaos]

Finntroll screams pirate metal to me... so does Einherjer. SP.

A: With it being summer here I probably drink between three and four pints a day.

Q: You?

 

[Ethereal Sage]

A: Water-wise, maybe 3 litres.

Q: Am I a complete bastard for totally changing this post?