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I dont like Mormons. Nothing personal, but when they are on my porch and we are arguing about evolution and they ask me why a shovel doesnt evolve I have to laugh :).

Do you have a 'soul?'
 
Northern Lights said:
A: why would any foreign life form, obviously of great intelligence since they managed to travel quite far in space, cruise by earth, think 'oh, exciting place', land secretly, watch the inhabitants and then bring some trailor trash morons with them for experiments? why those people and not the ones they'd perceive as the leaders?
because they've seen only series 1 to 4 of the x-files? :err:
 
Nick's answer: Yes, yes I do :grin:

And I love the Mormons, reminds me of a little conversation someone had once.

Person: So, let me get this straight, 10,000 people will be going to heaven?
Mormon: As written in the Book of Revelations
Person: And how many members do you now have?
Mormon: Over 3 million worldwide :grin:
Person: I think I'll choose a religion with better odds
 
A: white now, dark in a while, and gets fluffy colours inbetween. it's one gay ceiling i tell ya. ;)

Q: what do you want your first thought when you wake up tomorrow to be?

edit: i don't have any grass :p
 
A: Excellent, it's only 9AM and I have plenty of time to take a shower, get dressed, and go to Alko.

Q: What thought would you least want to wake up to tommorow?
 
A: Because the prohibition law in Finland was never fully lifted, the government saw a centralization and monopoly of alcohol trade as a compromise. Thus was founded Alko, which until the 80's had a complete monopoly on alcohol retail, nowadays normal stores are allowed to sell alcoholic drinks under 4.5% in strength. Anything over that has to be bought from Alko though.

Q: Who do you trust?
 
A: I trust no one, not even myself.

Q: Have you ever stole anything?
 
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