Official Question-Answer Thread

[Arch]

A: It was this one where this guy needed some kind of device for time travel.

I made of capture of it:

Q: Do you like to pluck hair out of your skin for the fun of it?

 

[Steve]

1 "ENLARGE YOUR PENIS WITH ONLY KITCHEN UTENSILS"
2 No.

last time you smoked something?

 

[Arch]

A: About 3 weeks ago.

Q: Do you have physical pain in your body now?

 

[Steve]

no

last time you ate pizza?

 

[Arch]

A: A little more than two weeks ago.

Q: Do you enjoy being frugal?

 

[painindesire]

A: Hell no.

Q: Last time you smelled a dead skunk?

 

[Arch]

A: About 5-6 days ago. The Pomona/Walnut area is full of skunks.

Q: Do you like the smell of gasoline?

 

[painindesire]

A: Only if I'm drinking it.

Q: cold or hot?

 

[Steve]

yes

do you like the smell of burning rubber and nitromethane?

 

[Arch]

A: Never liked the smell of burning rubber.

Q: What CPU is in your computer you're using right now?

 

[Steve]

AMD Athlon 3000+ (2.16 I think)
Soon to be overclocked

what's yours?

 

[Northern Lights]

Don't know, don't care. Ignorance is bliss.

What's this, then? 'Romanes Eunt Domus'? 'People called Romanes they go the house'?

 

[painindesire]

A:Brian It-it says, "Romans, go home"!
Centurion: No, it doesn't! What's Latin for "Roman"? [grabs Brian's ear] Come on, come on!
Brian: Romanus!
Centurion: Goes like?
Brian: Annus!
Centurion: Vocative plural of annus is...?
Brian: Anni?
Centurion: [writes] Romani. And eunt? What is eunt?
Brian: "Go"! Let-
Centurion: Conjugate the verb "to go".
Brian: Ire; eo, is, it, imus, itis, eunt!
Centurion: So eunt is...?
Brian: Third person plural, present indicative. "They go!"
Centurion: But "Romans, go home" is an order, so you must use the...?
Brian: The... imperative!
Centurion: Which is...?
Brian: I!
Centurion: [twisting Brian's ear] How many Romans?
Brian: [yelling] I.. Plural, plural! Ite, ite!
Centurion: [writing] Ite. Domus? Nominative? But "go home", it is motion towards, isn't it, boy?
Brian: Dative, sir!
[The centurion promptly draws his swords and presses it against Brian's throat. Brian yells:]
No, not dative! Not the dative, sir! No! The... accusative, accusative! Domum, sir, ad domum!
Centurion: Except that domus takes the...?
Brian: The locative, sir!
Centurion: Which is?
Brian: Domum!
Centurion: [writing] Domum... -um [sheathing his sword] Understand?
[Brian nods eagerly]
Now, write it out a hundred times!
Brian: Yes, sir, thank you, sir! Hail Caesar!
Centurion: Hail Caesar. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off!
Brian: Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar and everything, sir!

Q: umm....coke or pepsi?

 

[Steve]

Coke, although I buy whatever is cheapest usually (close enough to the same thing to not let brand loyalty effect me.)

Mountain Dew or Coffee?

 

[painindesire]

A: COFFEEEEEEE

Q:Greek food or Mexican?

 

[Steve]

I like both...
but mexican sounds good right now.

In Flames or Opeth?

 

[Dark_Jester]

A: Mexican, all the way. And hooray for python fans

Q: Drink myself to sleep or take some medication?

 

[hyena]

A: Obvious. Drink.

Q: Intense or easygoing?

 

[Steve]

a mixture of both.....

white wine or red wine?

 

[hyena]

A: Of course, it depends on what you're having for a meal. If it's a glass of wine mid-afternoon, white if you feel subtle, red if you feel passionate. Any other emotional state should be evaluated by proximity. And, speaking of proximity:

Q: Favorite wine?