Official Question-Answer Thread

[Naku ist krig]

a:Nothung

q: How do you call a program which turns written text into speech? I dont have a clue..speech synth?

 

[Dark_Jester]

A: Either speech synthesiser or dictation software.

Q:Yes?

 

[Steve]

"voice synthesiser"

do you like yngwie?

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

No

Do you like to walk?

 

[Naku ist krig]

a: sure

q: when was the last time when you said "irtojalka"?

 

[Steve]

1937

do you think masturbation is a funny word?

 

[Arch]

A: Yes, very funny word. *chuckle*

Q: Do you enjoy porn?

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

Sometimes

Wanna go to a pumpkin patch?

 

[MagSec4]

As exciting as spending an afternoon in a patch of pumpkins sounds I think I'll stay right here man.

Q: What do you think is the funniest word in English?
( 'Lumberjack' comes to my mind )

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

I dont know, but there are plenty of words I hate: S'mores, Nook, Cranny, etc,etc.

Ever shoot any kind of fire arm?

 

[Caelestia]

No.

Ever had a near-death experience?

 

[Arch]

A: Yes. I was always swept away by a rushing stream of water when I was 7 years old, luckily, I crashed into a giant rock, which prevent me from flowing away.

Q: Ever played a joke on someone before? If so, please do share the experience.

 

[a_hole]

That's not an NDE, Near death experience is when you're clinically dead for a temporarly limited duration.

 

[Arch]

Ooh okay. My bad.

 

[Thanatos]

A: no (well yes, but I'm lazy to tell about it )

Q: why do some people look pissed off all the time?

 

[Dark_Jester]

A. Coz they're grim and tr00 and n3cr0, raaaaaaaaah!

Q. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

 

[Thanatos]

A: you have seeds on your head

Q: is death a grim thing?

 

[Naku ist krig]

a: yes.somehow.

q: whose word is heaviest (from UM,mark is out)?

 

[Steve]

not sure, depends what you mean by "heaviest"

favorite meat?

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

Sirloin

Napalm Death?