Official Question-Answer Thread

[Arch]

A: This website:

http://www.aboyandhiscomputer.com/churchsigngenerator/

And some stuff people had made with it:

Q: Do you have a jar or a cup full of coins?

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

No

Do you smoke?

 

[Northern Lights]

No, I never really experienced what's so great about it.

Do you wear make up?

 

[Dark_Jester]

All the time, I'm the prettiest goth boy in all of satansville

What's better? Teen angst, or setting fire to a shed?

 

[Northern Lights]

Setting fire to a shed, that way you get to take out all your agressions on something while simultaneously keeping warm. People will gather round the fire, barbecuing sausages, talking to each other, then the firemen will arrive and join in, it'll be a social occasion to remember.
Teen angst just creates goths

What does "And who are we? Six Swedes - Inga, Veronica, David, Märta, Mackan and Marcus. Were all young and we all call Sweden home. Want to meet us?" sound like exactly?

 

[Dark_Jester]

It sounds like an orgy. A real Swedish orgy.

Can I meet six swedes?

 

[Northern Lights]

If you want to, I can give you the link and you can experience some exciting times with Mackan and Inga

Do you?

 

[Dark_Jester]

Why not? Be refreshing to experience an exciting Swede :Smokedev:

Ain't I a bastard?

 

[Northern Lights]

Yes. But who can blame you, all people are bastards until they've experienced exciting swedes. Your time will come. Except now I won't give you the link

Doesn't it hurt?

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

No, b/c Ben has this hunk of man love all ot himself .

Is Chester a stupid name?

 

[Dark_Jester]

Yes...apart from when your name is Chester Bennington. The Bennington makes it awesome.

Is Ben your own personal prophet?

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

No, Ben is my own personal punching bag .

Wolfman Von Jones?

 

[Dark_Jester]

Honoured to meet you Wolfman Von Jones, I am Gypsy Mc'Vampire

Gypsy Mc'Vampire?

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

More like Homo McBrit.

Want some tea?

 

[Steve]

Drank five cups a few hours ago and fell asleep... sure!

want some beer?

 

[Dark_Jester]

No thanks, tastes like old potatoes to me.

Does Nick want kicking?

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

No.

Have any pot?

 

[Hiljainen]

no, my mind is doomed to be lucid

have ever been addicted to minute maid?

 

[Steve]

no.

do you have acar?

 

[hyena]

A: i do. a 2001 yellow ford ka collection 1.3. it's toured germany and it's ready to go for the kill all over eastern europe.

Q: has anything really unexpected happened to you in the last, say, six months?