A: Time to get a clock in your room, ya lazy bastard
EDIT:
Acaelestia: I have a little chat with my brain.. a few threatening words might be uttered here and there.. and cooperation prevails eventually :q
Q: What would you be doing right now if you could do anything in the world?
A: staring out at a giant billboard of an ad created by me, from my very own office at the top of my very own agency building, shuffling $1000 notes and enjoying a massage while someone cleans my collection of ad accolades