Official Question-Answer Thread

[Caelestia]

A: Um, not really. As much as I love all things old-skool and horses (girlie dream), I wouldn't want to be thrown off a crazy horse or have to smell poo. Maybe we could have certain areas with horses

Q: Are you closer to mum or dad?

 

[JackhammerRape]

A: neither, i am closer to a chair, as i am currently sitting on one, and they are at home.

Q: do old people smell of cabbage. and why?

 

[Dark_Jester]

A: Yes, they do. This is do to a highly complex structure of DNA known as 'cabbibiummeticulum.

Q: Why do all the Melchiam vampires walk like cripples?

 

[JackhammerRape]

A: because Kain bummed them too hard

Q: Raziel pwnz j00. Clearly.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

A1: Cause they can.
A2: I wouldn't know.

Q: Swift to annoy?

 

[Dark_Jester]

A: No, no I'm not.

Q: If Raziel is so cool, how come he can't fly huh? Huh?

 

[JackhammerRape]

A: because Kain was a jealous crumbly fucker and broke his wings!!!

Q: If Kain's so cool, why can't he keep hold of his sword? and what's with the silly looking feet?

 

[Dark_Jester]

A: Raziel also has silly looking feet. And no jaw

Q: How can Raziel talk? He has no jaw, no tongue, and no lungs!

 

[JackhammerRape]

A: because he's ethereal. and much better than than Kain!! JUST BECAUSE ALRIGHT!!!

Q: If Kain's so good, why does he look like the whithered husk of Peter Stringfellow?

 

[Dark_Jester]

A: Because Kain IS the withered husk of Peter Stringfellow. That explains the hair, the earring, and the scaly skin

Q: Turel appeared not in Soul Reaver because he was embarrassed about devolving into a muppet. True?

 

[JackhammerRape]

A: yes, he's taking over playing the drums from Animal, who is now suffering Parkinson's and recovering from a tamazapam overdose...

Q: Fire reaver or Dark Reaver?

 

[Dark_Jester]

A: Fire Reaver, the spell where you set everything on fire thus quickly ending a fight is more fun than being invisible.

Q: Wraith blade, or purified Soul Reaver?

 

[JackhammerRape]

A: Wraith Blade all the way!

Q: Which period in Nosgoth's history was the best?

 

[Dark_Jester]

A: I'm tempted to say the decaying Kain Empire, but I also quite enjoy the end of the Blood Omen era where everything that could go wrong did go wrong.

Q: You?

 

[JackhammerRape]

A: The Decaying empire, when the Serefan laid waste to Nosgoth. Bodies everywhere

Q: How many cups of coffee can be drunk before a person's head implodes?

 

[Dark_Jester]

A: Many. Many many. Maybe even Lots.

Q: How many heads can implode before we stop drinking coffee?

 

[JackhammerRape]

A: i'd say till we're the last two men standing... in a field.. surrounded by the headless bastard zombies...

then we fight to the death!!!!

Q: boomstick or chainsaw?

 

[Dark_Jester]

A: You have to have both, you madman!

Q: Evil Dead II, or Army of Darkness?

 

[JackhammerRape]

A: Army of Darkness. HAIL TO THE KING BABY!!!!

Q: you?

 

[Ethereal Sage]

A: Army Of Darkness.

Q: Dare I interupt this post-a-thon between you two?