OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE ...

[FenriR]

basically 'be nice, don't bum each other or sheep, and you can stay out of jail' for those who found it tldr.

 

[genocide roach]

sodomy laws are absurd
~gR~

 

[The Ozzman]

Why?

 

[Mort Divine]

because they shouldn't exist because consensual sodomy hurts no one aside from 'god'

 

[waif]

Well, for one thing, I believe that the old one more or less outlaws anal.
EDIT: They all seem to, actually.

 

[The Ozzman]

because they shouldn't exist because consensual sodomy hurts no one aside from 'god'

Agreed. I don't know what I was thinking. Forced sodomy is just rape, so yeah

 

[FenriR]

I should think sodomy would hurt no matter if consensual or no...

 

[The Ozzman]

I'm pretty sure when a girl sucks cock, it doesn't hurt her unless the cock is 14 inches long and blocks her airway or something

 

[waif]

That's true.
And I've heard that some girls like anal. Some of the ones in porno sure seem to. I assume gay guys like it, otherwise they wouldn't do it.

 

[Mort Divine]

Anal sex is more common in straight men than it is with gays.

 

[FenriR]

yeah, but girls in porno also have orgasms the minute they're touched, and will screw any plumber/electrician/public service man, inevitably with giant cock and huge muscles, with the minimum, or no, pillow talk.

@WAIF

 

[waif]

I wasn't aware of that. Do you speak from first hand knowledge, from some hard facts, or from pure bullshit?

 

[waif]

yeah, but girls in porno also have orgasms the minute they're touched, and will screw any plumber/electrician/public service man, inevitably with giant cock and huge muscles, with the minimum, or no, pillow talk.

@WAIF

Sometimes I wish real life was like a porno. But then I realized that it would take forever to do anything because every time you came across a girl it would take half an hour out of your day.

 

[Mort Divine]

I wasn't aware of that. Do you speak from first hand knowledge, from some hard facts, or from pure bullshit?

http://www.tiscali.co.uk/lifestyle/healthfitness/health_advice/netdoctor/archive/000594.html

" There is a common misconception that anal sex is practised almost exclusively by gay men. This is certainly not the case. It is thought that an estimated one third of gay couples do not include anal intercourse in their lovemaking. About one third of heterosexual couples try it from time to time. It is thought that about 10 per cent of heterosexual couples have anal intercourse as a regular feature of their lovemaking. In absolute numbers, it is hypothesized that more heterosexual couples have anal sex than homosexual couples.

 

[waif]

Where do they get those numbers? I see no sources, just an estimate. Besides which, that's absolute numbers rather than relative. The average gay man has more anal sex than the average straight guy.

 

[Mort Divine]

I do wonder if the numbers for straight anal sex include pegging or not though.

 

[waif]

I prefer not to wonder about that.

Absolute numbers are irrelevant since there are more than 9 times as many straight guys as gay guys. Gay people would have to have a lot of buttsecks to make up for that gap.

 

[Mort Divine]

 

[mutantllama]

Satan Damn, you guys get off topic a lot.

 

[waif]

A: "Satan Damn" sounds silly
B: The topic was played out