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[Reign in Acai]

Its amusing when you contrast this theory with an ancient culture, say the romans for instance. Homosexuality was not only commonplace, love between two men was considered more deep and natural than love between men and women.

BTW, just adding fuel to the fire here, not really agreeing or disagreeing with anyone.

Where's the Roman Empire now? If those sons of bitches raised their swords of iron, as opposed to their swords of flesh, they'de probably still be in control of Europe right now!*




*My first attempt at comedy in this entire thread

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

veni vidi vici!!! errr... gays are gay.

 

[AsModEe]

in other words, a gay pretending he's straight is like a white guy pretending he's black. He's acting against his own nature.

You can also view it that way: people like AWMM view gay people as something wrong like people in the 30s saw left handed people as inadaptated. Same thing, really. They saw left handed people as not normal and wrong because they were only like 10% of the population. Today, gay people % is also around 10% (maybe more, a lot are probably hiding in the closet) and the same thing happens.

 

[NAD]

in other words, a gay pretending he's straight is like a white guy pretending he's black. He's acting against his own nature.

You can also view it that way: people like AWMM view gay people as something wrong like people in the 30s saw left handed people as inadaptated. Same thing, really.

Ha! Excellent point. Yeah my grandfather used to get beaten in school by his teacher because he was left-handed. Intolerance rules!

 

[lizard]

I'm left handed.

it's the only kind of minority I am.

 

[Demilich]

its not as simple as saying "this person's straight" or "this person is gay but acting against their nature to hide it". the 'nature' of a person can change, and people have some degree of control over this. i could decide to go suck off a guy right now, doesn't mean i would have been pretending not to be gay all along. (edit: i can't really see this ever happening, so don't get any ideas) i don't like labeling myself, all it does is restrict, and that's dumb

 

[AsModEe]

^ same, left handed

btw, did you guys know left handed people have a more adapted brain? Let me explain this simply: right handed people's vital functions controls are almost all stuck in one half of the brain, so if you have an accident and this half of the brain is damaged, you're fucked. On the other hand, left handed people's brains is more efficient, because vital functions are spread out to the 2 halfs. So if you have an accident, you have a higher % of remaining functionnal.

 

[Chromatose]

Its amusing when you contrast this theory with an ancient culture, say the romans for instance. Homosexuality was not only commonplace, love between two men was considered more deep and natural than love between men and women.

I believe it was the exact same way with the Samurai.

 

[Demilich]

Where's the Roman Empire now? If those sons of bitches raised their swords of iron, as opposed to their swords of flesh, they'de probably still be in control of Europe right now!*

Some day, the American "empire" will be dust and somebody will make this argument about the way you guys live your lives today. It won't make any more sense then than it does now.

 

[lizard]

left handed people also have a lesser life expectancy.

 

[AsModEe]

left handed people also have a lesser life expectancy.

lol why?

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

left handed people also have a lesser life expectancy.

it's cause you suck and have a disease. You should avoid using your left hand around my kids or they'll be all fucked up too. Just like having sex with midgets will cause your kids through a non-midget to get hte midget disease.

PURGE HUMANITY!!!

 

[AsModEe]

ahah gold

 

[Demilich]

"mommy, why is that man using his left hand to assault that fucking faggot?"

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

don't look son. He's got a disease!!!

they are like lepers! fighting each other to death and then eating each others young.

 

[lizard]

okay I may be wrong.

"Is it true that left-handers have a significantly shorter life expectancy than right-handers? No, it’s not true. This got big headlines when some researchers did a study that they claimed showed this. But later, when the mistakes in the study were revealed, the big headlines didn’t happen, because of course the correction is never as sensational as the original wild claim. So all most people remember is the original claim, not the retraction.

However, a new study, conducted in the United Kingdom, suggests that left-handers may be a tiny bit more vulnerable than righties to certain diseases, including inflammatory bowel disease (IBD), colitis, ulcerative colitis and Crone’s disease. Nothing in the study indicates why this may be true. It’s not likely something we need to worry about."

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

shorter lifespan cause most things are made for right handed fuckers like myself. THE SUPERIOR RACE!!! [/righthandpowernazi]

 

[Thanatopsis123]

I believe it was the exact same way with the Samurai.

Many apparently thought so but it wasn't talked about or supported unlike with the Spartans or the Carthaginians.

 

[Demilich]

Carthaginians.

I thought it was 'Cathusians'?

 

[unhinged]

^ same, left handed

btw, did you guys know left handed people have a more adapted brain? Let me explain this simply: right handed people's vital functions controls are almost all stuck in one half of the brain, so if you have an accident and this half of the brain is damaged, you're fucked. On the other hand, left handed people's brains is more efficient, because vital functions are spread out to the 2 halfs. So if you have an accident, you have a higher % of remaining functionnal.

statistically theres a higher percentage of gays in left handed than right handed people
must be more prone to the 'disease' watch yourselves there lads

maybe you catch it off spunky public toilets

what a pile of dogshite